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@bretonomicus.bsky.social
I got that dog in me
This AEW?
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Also wild to look back on Christian Cage's hair.
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Best piece of affordable + flavorful cooking advice is stick to a cuisine and buy the mother sauces / spices for them.

If you're jumping from Mexican to Thai to Chinese to Greek, etc etc

The one offs get expensive.
February 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I thought Matt Ryan ran football operations...?
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Excuse me sir, but you are missing a helmet mounted side mirror, handle bar mounted side mirror, and comically large horn.

Safety first!
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I'm wearing both the Angry Runs shirts at once.

He's a bad bad man
January 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It's been a real joy.

And they've had great form as of late in the Championship.

The impossible is looking very possible.
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Sileo if you don't have it prescribed already is worth looking into.

Works better when given before an event, but it can calm them down after too.

Downside is cost.
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Tyrique not fully healthy or fully in the dog house?
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I don't want to work tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
You can make em look like uncircumcised peni all you like.

They're still fucking delicious.

Furio did nothing wrong.
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Bears thrive in cold weather and being down in the 4th quarter and at stealing picnic baskets.
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Here's my simple belief.

Division winners should be in the playoffs.

Records should determine seeding.

Head to head, division record, and finally point differential determine tie breakers.

In Goodell we trust Amen.
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Would make a good double feature with Sorry to bother you.
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Hail is wrecking the central US.
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This man needs to run out of town and George needs to issue a public apology.
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Kevin Warren - in his own words.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Offensive Line, running game, Caleb Williams playing great in spurts, and a defense that takes the ball away.
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You play who you play.

They've played everyone competively since the bye.

3 big games ahead of them and I'd bet they win more than they lose.
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'll defend Matt "parking mandates are bad, mmmkay" Yglesias to my last breath.

That was 20 years ago.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's called running to a terminal a mile away while carrying a duffel bag to catch your connection after you spent an hour on the ground taxi-ing.

Traveling is basically CrossFit
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Only DOOM could put this in the pocket
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
With this and Cole Kmet last season someone needs to write a history of the best emergency long snappers of all time.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And the Lord sayeth you can have thine opinions, but the grading rubric is the grading rubric.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They needed to go for two eventually.

The only way to get 15 points with two scores is a 2-pt conversion.

And we learned early in the game that an extra point is a freebie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM