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George Soros where is my money?!?
April 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
George Soros where is my money?!?
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April 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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On a bachelor party, totally AMPED on espresso martinis
March 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
On a bachelor party, totally AMPED on espresso martinis
Daddy gets what daddy wants… and daddy wants your big fat glizzy 🙏
March 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Daddy gets what daddy wants… and daddy wants your big fat glizzy 🙏
Softcore porn and sports: the duality of man
March 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Softcore porn and sports: the duality of man
D’anconia: If you saw Atlas, blood running down his chest, his arms straining, his knees buckling, struggling to hold the world aloft, what would you do? And the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down on his shoulders. What would you tell him to do?
Reardon: Probably start jacking off
Reardon: Probably start jacking off
March 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
D’anconia: If you saw Atlas, blood running down his chest, his arms straining, his knees buckling, struggling to hold the world aloft, what would you do? And the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down on his shoulders. What would you tell him to do?
Reardon: Probably start jacking off
Reardon: Probably start jacking off
I wish it was 2008 again. Wait
March 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I wish it was 2008 again. Wait
What the hell is a SCOM?
March 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What the hell is a SCOM?
Across this new divide
March 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Across this new divide
Listening to nickelback’s rockstar, 2009
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Listening to nickelback’s rockstar, 2009
They are looters. The lot of them
February 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They are looters. The lot of them
I wanna say I’m doing great despite the shit in my mouth
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I wanna say I’m doing great despite the shit in my mouth
Bing bong I’m a potato
February 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bing bong I’m a potato