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Brenton
@brentonwalters.bsky.social
CapsOffside on the ol' twitter. I like soccer shirts, playing soccer, watching soccer, coaching soccer, baking, eating, reading.
Did you vote for Montagliani?
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh look, it's Vic Montagliani ! Oversaw the cover-up of sexual assault then climbed the FIFA ladder higher.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cito Gaston is fucking gangster.
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If I offered you these options for which pass this professional soccer player chose, 1 through WTF, which do you think he chose?

Let me remind you that this man is paid money to play this sport.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
A sideways line-up like this is ridiculous. #CanMNT
October 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What was Bellamy talking to Ahmed about last game? #CanMNT
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Something I made last year, because I am a normal person.
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dear fubo: Your search function sucks donkey balls.

Just a few hours ago two teams with Vancouver in their name played a soccer game. I watched the first half on fubo. I would like to watch the second half.

Apparently it doesn't exist.
October 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
August 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The great fig pick of 2025 was not very great this year. 1/5th as much as last year.

*sobs into palms*
August 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am not happy about where I am in life.
August 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everton doing everything they can to make Leeds feel welcome.
August 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is the mechanic / MLS guy on Blue Sky?

Found his bizarro doppelganger trolling him:
August 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
York are (somehow) playing a narrow backline with five defenders.
August 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This shirt has me a Vermont Green fan. What a beauty.
August 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Portland Timbers fans just got a real beauty from Adidas.

#PTFC
July 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Fucking gutwrenchingly brutal. Imagine starving and having some hope because food trucks arrive but soldiers just massacre people.
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Top eight movies of the century so far, according to film people that the NYT polled.

The only one I wholeheartedly agree with is No Country.

I haven't seen three of them (Moonlight, In The Mood, Parasite).
June 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
June 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's still #PeonySeason, fuckers!
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Flowers in my front yard.

Dahlia, lupin, lavender, rose.
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just bought plant starts and fresh veggies from three different friends at the farmers market.

#SupportLocalFarmers
June 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
2010 Whitecaps' left fullback Zurab Tsiskaridze. A joy to watch bombing up the side.
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are you familiar with the Dory Fantasmagory series by Abby Hanlon? The villain is a wonderful character named Mrs. Gobble Gracker, very reminiscent of grackles.
June 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's still #PeonySeason, muthafuckas!
June 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM