brentonlamar.bsky.social
@brentonlamar.bsky.social
Gay programmer in NYC with a super friendly cat. Love flying airplanes and working out. Just using this to scream into the void, tbh.
Apologies for any thirst traps in advance.
Apologies for any thirst traps in advance.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
So I’m finally going to Southern Decadence this year 🙃
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
So I’m finally going to Southern Decadence this year 🙃
So glad to get some ☀️ finally
May 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So glad to get some ☀️ finally
Pretty sure I was being checked out while doing reverse crunches this morning 🙃
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Pretty sure I was being checked out while doing reverse crunches this morning 🙃
A “light” core only workout today 💀
April 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A “light” core only workout today 💀
“No offense but were you homeschooled by a pigeon” has to be my new favorite insult
April 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“No offense but were you homeschooled by a pigeon” has to be my new favorite insult
Sometimes I just do things to advance the plot
April 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sometimes I just do things to advance the plot
Apparently what I’ve been missing in my life lately has been the intensity I used to bring to the gym. Found it again and oof 😅
April 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Apparently what I’ve been missing in my life lately has been the intensity I used to bring to the gym. Found it again and oof 😅
Happy Friday, brought to you by Celsius
April 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy Friday, brought to you by Celsius
If you write in a journal, how often do you review your past entries?
April 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If you write in a journal, how often do you review your past entries?
Getting older is realizing just how much sleep affects your everyday life
March 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Getting older is realizing just how much sleep affects your everyday life
Part of me appreciates having learned what it feels like to actually be loved; part of me is mad because I can’t go back to how I was before.
March 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Part of me appreciates having learned what it feels like to actually be loved; part of me is mad because I can’t go back to how I was before.
Good morning y’all
March 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Good morning y’all
Good morning y’all!
March 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Good morning y’all!
And for your mildly terrifying podcast of the morning:
What could possibly go wrong?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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How Trump Is Scaring Big Law Firms Into Submission
Podcast Episode · The Daily · 03/18/2025 · 25m
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March 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
And for your mildly terrifying podcast of the morning:
What could possibly go wrong?
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
What could possibly go wrong?
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Happy Tuesday beautiful folks ☀️
March 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Happy Tuesday beautiful folks ☀️
Yay I managed to sign up for kickball again. I can’t wait to run around in a cut off shirt and shorts like a crazy person (but that’s just also warm weather vibes)
March 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yay I managed to sign up for kickball again. I can’t wait to run around in a cut off shirt and shorts like a crazy person (but that’s just also warm weather vibes)
Happy 🥧 day!
March 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy 🥧 day!
“It’ll be different this time.”
It was in fact, not different that time.
It was in fact, not different that time.
March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“It’ll be different this time.”
It was in fact, not different that time.
It was in fact, not different that time.
I think a trip to a beach is in order, sooner rather than later
March 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I think a trip to a beach is in order, sooner rather than later
So I guess the whole “less is more” for workouts is really true. My routines are considerably shorter, and I am getting stronger (and I can see that I’m getting bigger finally)
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So I guess the whole “less is more” for workouts is really true. My routines are considerably shorter, and I am getting stronger (and I can see that I’m getting bigger finally)
NYC: where no matter what time of year it is your apartment will never be comfortable
February 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
NYC: where no matter what time of year it is your apartment will never be comfortable
I’m so ready for chest day 💪
February 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m so ready for chest day 💪
Funny how the only people trying to slide into my dms are already in a relationship 😐
February 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Funny how the only people trying to slide into my dms are already in a relationship 😐