Accidentally answered the phone instead of sending to voicemail
December 9, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Accidentally answered the phone instead of sending to voicemail
In the spirit of the holiday, I am thankful for… the surplus of boys w/ succulent fresh cute haircuts
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
In the spirit of the holiday, I am thankful for… the surplus of boys w/ succulent fresh cute haircuts
Coworker asked me if I can “hop on the phone real quick” at 4pm on a Friday… I’m about to start swinging
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Coworker asked me if I can “hop on the phone real quick” at 4pm on a Friday… I’m about to start swinging
Just tried to scan into the gym w/ my work authentication token
November 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Just tried to scan into the gym w/ my work authentication token
how your email finds me today btw
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
how your email finds me today btw
How am I supposed to enjoy my timeline without promoted facist propaganda every three posts??
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
How am I supposed to enjoy my timeline without promoted facist propaganda every three posts??
Alright I’m here… what’s the vibe
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Alright I’m here… what’s the vibe