brennan
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me resisting the call of the labubu
July 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me resisting the call of the labubu
the worse things get the more obnoxiously gay i become
June 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the worse things get the more obnoxiously gay i become
ok then can u tell ms rae to whisper a little louder
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ok then can u tell ms rae to whisper a little louder
happy to use elon, a nazi, as a tool to defeat the larger, worse nazi
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
happy to use elon, a nazi, as a tool to defeat the larger, worse nazi
April 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
no water at the club where i had to teach 2 back to back classes. bagel place packed w tourists nabbing their New York bagel before doing the Brooklyn bridge
yet nothing can shake the serenity of a BEC
yet nothing can shake the serenity of a BEC
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
no water at the club where i had to teach 2 back to back classes. bagel place packed w tourists nabbing their New York bagel before doing the Brooklyn bridge
yet nothing can shake the serenity of a BEC
yet nothing can shake the serenity of a BEC
u can’t hide who u are 11:59
April 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
u can’t hide who u are 11:59
hit accept on my y*le offer on this day 5 thousand years ago wearing an “I put ketchup only ketchup” t shirt have u ever seen anything so aggressively midwestern
April 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
hit accept on my y*le offer on this day 5 thousand years ago wearing an “I put ketchup only ketchup” t shirt have u ever seen anything so aggressively midwestern
what it feels like to date someone under 30
April 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
what it feels like to date someone under 30
Chekhov came home from his 1890 trip to Sakhalin with a mongoose & it is maybe my favorite through-line in these letters
April 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Chekhov came home from his 1890 trip to Sakhalin with a mongoose & it is maybe my favorite through-line in these letters
