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Brendela
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A work in progress

Fuck it. Let’s rage.
It would have worked better to pay per second under the 45 second limit and not deduct $. Winners could have competed to be the one with the shortest speech and the largest donation
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Probably fell getting into the tub
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There’s a not zero chance that it could be Colin Jost on SNL Weekend Update
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a map and says unfortunately we can 't show you the video
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a map and says unfortunately we can 't show you the video
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’ll be watching for “weight” gain in his midsection. Towards the end, my mom would have fluid build up in her belly.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
He is clearly on blood thinners and diuretics due to what’s causing the swelling in his feet/ankles (likely congestive heart failure, possibly also a-fib). Just went through this with my mother. IV drugs work better than pills, so he’s getting stuck on the regular, which bruises the hands
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If we stick to the right’s stance that there are only 2 genders and your gender must coincide with your genitalia, then once again this is a shooting by a young white guy. But I guess it is more convenient for them to blame it on being trans than on guns being easier to get than help
August 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
He is clearly on blood thinners and diuretics due to what’s causing the swelling in his feet/ankles (likely congestive heart failure, possibly also a-fib). Just went through this with my mother. IV drugs work better than pills, so he’s getting stuck on the regular, which causes bruises
August 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
But what about that magnificent parade?
June 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hope the orange one knows the rager I’m already planning for when he takes his final breath
May 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I was already having an epically shitty day so why not just pile it on
May 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A simple answer for every Dem asked about Biden:

“I’m focused on how to stop the carnage the current president has inflicted on democracy and our country since January 2025, not looking back to rehash 2024.”
May 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Great message for the first day of National Small Business Week 😡
May 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ew. I think I’m done with the internet for today 🤮
March 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Read the room Dick. It was time to take a stand and you chose to sit. You’ll be remembered for this.
March 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He will no doubt autograph it and sell it to some sucker for 5x what he paid. Everything is a grift.
March 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I assumed he was so far out on the upper right that he doesn’t fit on this chart
March 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Six hours at my local hospital would be a quick trip. We routinely have 9+ hour waits. And if you need to be admitted, you might spend DAYS in the ER waiting for a bed.
March 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Declare your house a church and make Bones your deity. Dare them to impede your right to worship as you wish.
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Pancake Tuesday! This was always a tradition for my family and I’ve forced my friends to adopt it now as well. We will be gathering at a diner tonight for dinner
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We all must find joy where we can these days! Congrats!
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM