Brendela
@brendela.bsky.social
A work in progress
Fuck it. Let’s rage.
Fuck it. Let’s rage.
It would have worked better to pay per second under the 45 second limit and not deduct $. Winners could have competed to be the one with the shortest speech and the largest donation
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It would have worked better to pay per second under the 45 second limit and not deduct $. Winners could have competed to be the one with the shortest speech and the largest donation
Probably fell getting into the tub
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Probably fell getting into the tub
There’s a not zero chance that it could be Colin Jost on SNL Weekend Update
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a map and says unfortunately we can 't show you the video
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a map and says unfortunately we can 't show you the video
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There’s a not zero chance that it could be Colin Jost on SNL Weekend Update
I’ll be watching for “weight” gain in his midsection. Towards the end, my mom would have fluid build up in her belly.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’ll be watching for “weight” gain in his midsection. Towards the end, my mom would have fluid build up in her belly.
He is clearly on blood thinners and diuretics due to what’s causing the swelling in his feet/ankles (likely congestive heart failure, possibly also a-fib). Just went through this with my mother. IV drugs work better than pills, so he’s getting stuck on the regular, which bruises the hands
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He is clearly on blood thinners and diuretics due to what’s causing the swelling in his feet/ankles (likely congestive heart failure, possibly also a-fib). Just went through this with my mother. IV drugs work better than pills, so he’s getting stuck on the regular, which bruises the hands
If we stick to the right’s stance that there are only 2 genders and your gender must coincide with your genitalia, then once again this is a shooting by a young white guy. But I guess it is more convenient for them to blame it on being trans than on guns being easier to get than help
August 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If we stick to the right’s stance that there are only 2 genders and your gender must coincide with your genitalia, then once again this is a shooting by a young white guy. But I guess it is more convenient for them to blame it on being trans than on guns being easier to get than help
He is clearly on blood thinners and diuretics due to what’s causing the swelling in his feet/ankles (likely congestive heart failure, possibly also a-fib). Just went through this with my mother. IV drugs work better than pills, so he’s getting stuck on the regular, which causes bruises
August 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He is clearly on blood thinners and diuretics due to what’s causing the swelling in his feet/ankles (likely congestive heart failure, possibly also a-fib). Just went through this with my mother. IV drugs work better than pills, so he’s getting stuck on the regular, which causes bruises
But what about that magnificent parade?
June 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
But what about that magnificent parade?
I hope the orange one knows the rager I’m already planning for when he takes his final breath
May 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hope the orange one knows the rager I’m already planning for when he takes his final breath
I was already having an epically shitty day so why not just pile it on
May 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was already having an epically shitty day so why not just pile it on
A simple answer for every Dem asked about Biden:
“I’m focused on how to stop the carnage the current president has inflicted on democracy and our country since January 2025, not looking back to rehash 2024.”
“I’m focused on how to stop the carnage the current president has inflicted on democracy and our country since January 2025, not looking back to rehash 2024.”
May 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A simple answer for every Dem asked about Biden:
“I’m focused on how to stop the carnage the current president has inflicted on democracy and our country since January 2025, not looking back to rehash 2024.”
“I’m focused on how to stop the carnage the current president has inflicted on democracy and our country since January 2025, not looking back to rehash 2024.”
Great message for the first day of National Small Business Week 😡
May 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Great message for the first day of National Small Business Week 😡
Ew. I think I’m done with the internet for today 🤮
March 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ew. I think I’m done with the internet for today 🤮
Read the room Dick. It was time to take a stand and you chose to sit. You’ll be remembered for this.
March 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Read the room Dick. It was time to take a stand and you chose to sit. You’ll be remembered for this.
He will no doubt autograph it and sell it to some sucker for 5x what he paid. Everything is a grift.
March 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
He will no doubt autograph it and sell it to some sucker for 5x what he paid. Everything is a grift.
I assumed he was so far out on the upper right that he doesn’t fit on this chart
March 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I assumed he was so far out on the upper right that he doesn’t fit on this chart
Six hours at my local hospital would be a quick trip. We routinely have 9+ hour waits. And if you need to be admitted, you might spend DAYS in the ER waiting for a bed.
March 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Six hours at my local hospital would be a quick trip. We routinely have 9+ hour waits. And if you need to be admitted, you might spend DAYS in the ER waiting for a bed.
Declare your house a church and make Bones your deity. Dare them to impede your right to worship as you wish.
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Declare your house a church and make Bones your deity. Dare them to impede your right to worship as you wish.
Happy Pancake Tuesday! This was always a tradition for my family and I’ve forced my friends to adopt it now as well. We will be gathering at a diner tonight for dinner
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Pancake Tuesday! This was always a tradition for my family and I’ve forced my friends to adopt it now as well. We will be gathering at a diner tonight for dinner
We all must find joy where we can these days! Congrats!
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We all must find joy where we can these days! Congrats!