Brendan
@brendan226.bsky.social
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The only people who will understand this are on this platform: I hate when I turn on Buzzr and it's the newer versions of Tattletales because the theme song is so subpar.
May 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The only people who will understand this are on this platform: I hate when I turn on Buzzr and it's the newer versions of Tattletales because the theme song is so subpar.
How do I apply for the job of yelling HABEMUS PAPUM? And fwiw, I say humbly, no one could do it better.
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
How do I apply for the job of yelling HABEMUS PAPUM? And fwiw, I say humbly, no one could do it better.
I'm pretty sure the only people excited about Lilo & Stitch are Lilo & Stitch.
May 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm pretty sure the only people excited about Lilo & Stitch are Lilo & Stitch.
Present day children drink more water in one day than I did during the entire Clinton administration.
April 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Present day children drink more water in one day than I did during the entire Clinton administration.
The end descent of Spaceship Earth
March 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The end descent of Spaceship Earth
For those of you not currently in the Chicago area, we are enjoying a mighty Thunderstorm as we speak, and are expecting 1-3 inches of snow tonight. So there's that.
March 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
For those of you not currently in the Chicago area, we are enjoying a mighty Thunderstorm as we speak, and are expecting 1-3 inches of snow tonight. So there's that.
It was 80 here on Friday and is snowing today, but climate change is not real. Got it.
March 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It was 80 here on Friday and is snowing today, but climate change is not real. Got it.
I'd immediately hire anyone who started a post on Linkedin with "I'm not excited at all to announce..."
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'd immediately hire anyone who started a post on Linkedin with "I'm not excited at all to announce..."
If my math is correct, I should be getting off the waitlist for tickets to see a taping of the Oprah show sometime this month!
March 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If my math is correct, I should be getting off the waitlist for tickets to see a taping of the Oprah show sometime this month!
AP US History question in 2045: "True or False: in 2025, the President got into a shouting match with a world leader and pardoned a dead baseball player who was never accused of committing a crime in less than a 24 hour period?"
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
AP US History question in 2045: "True or False: in 2025, the President got into a shouting match with a world leader and pardoned a dead baseball player who was never accused of committing a crime in less than a 24 hour period?"
It's physically impossible not to dance when hearing the "Abbott Elementary" theme song.
March 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It's physically impossible not to dance when hearing the "Abbott Elementary" theme song.
#SNL50 is upon us! Cast Members:
Fred Armisen (2002-2013)
Jon Lovitz (1985-1990)
Tim Meadows (1991-2000)
Sarah Silverman (1993-1994)
Norm Macdonald (1993-1998)
Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981)
Nora Dunn (1985-1990)
Heidi Gardner (2017-Present)
Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982)
Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)
Fred Armisen (2002-2013)
Jon Lovitz (1985-1990)
Tim Meadows (1991-2000)
Sarah Silverman (1993-1994)
Norm Macdonald (1993-1998)
Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981)
Nora Dunn (1985-1990)
Heidi Gardner (2017-Present)
Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982)
Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)
February 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#SNL50 is upon us! Cast Members:
Fred Armisen (2002-2013)
Jon Lovitz (1985-1990)
Tim Meadows (1991-2000)
Sarah Silverman (1993-1994)
Norm Macdonald (1993-1998)
Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981)
Nora Dunn (1985-1990)
Heidi Gardner (2017-Present)
Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982)
Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)
Fred Armisen (2002-2013)
Jon Lovitz (1985-1990)
Tim Meadows (1991-2000)
Sarah Silverman (1993-1994)
Norm Macdonald (1993-1998)
Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981)
Nora Dunn (1985-1990)
Heidi Gardner (2017-Present)
Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982)
Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)
I updated to the new ios and now I am not getting any group texts. Advice?
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I updated to the new ios and now I am not getting any group texts. Advice?
Trimming your toenails should be considered cardio.
February 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trimming your toenails should be considered cardio.
I'm gonna say what everyone is thinking: I don't think that groundhog has any formal training in meteorology.
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm gonna say what everyone is thinking: I don't think that groundhog has any formal training in meteorology.
This book is being delivered tomorrow and I'm so excited I could BLANK
February 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This book is being delivered tomorrow and I'm so excited I could BLANK
Way too easy. @goawaygreen.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Way too easy. @goawaygreen.bsky.social
I'm watching an old Match Game and the contestant is OJ Simpson trial witness Ron Shipp. I might be the only person in the world who noticed this.
January 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm watching an old Match Game and the contestant is OJ Simpson trial witness Ron Shipp. I might be the only person in the world who noticed this.
I'm usually a very calm person, but when I see that my instacart shopper is working on multiple orders, I'm a total mess.
January 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm usually a very calm person, but when I see that my instacart shopper is working on multiple orders, I'm a total mess.
In case you're feeling young today, a student asked me this morning if I know the name of "the old lady who pushes the letters on Wheel of Fortune."
So there's that.
So there's that.
January 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In case you're feeling young today, a student asked me this morning if I know the name of "the old lady who pushes the letters on Wheel of Fortune."
So there's that.
So there's that.
This isn't even realistic.
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This isn't even realistic.
I've started a Disney insta wdwbrendan71 if you'd like to follow. I will only post Disney content and snarky comments
January 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I've started a Disney insta wdwbrendan71 if you'd like to follow. I will only post Disney content and snarky comments
Epcot is currently playing the IllumiNations pre-show music
January 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Epcot is currently playing the IllumiNations pre-show music
I've never heard the word "nabob" outside of Aladdin.
January 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I've never heard the word "nabob" outside of Aladdin.
