🐸 FOUR! cats 🐈‍⬛ Two dogs 🐕‍🦺 * Pretty sure the purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others * Having my only child in my 40s was easier when I was in my 40s * Narrowly escaped Florida * Pure Michigan * Boomer Gen Z mom * 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️