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@breine.bsky.social
✨ Marketing by day, music fan all the time
📍 Leeds
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Bought the new Jessica Pratt album on nye as part of a new tradition with my partner where we buy an album from the current year that we’ve not heard and listen to it on new year’s eve / new year’s day.

Here In The Pitch is so beautiful and calm. Very much recommend.
A new moisturiser I bought smells a bit like bananas, and it’s reminding me of a time when I borrowed some moisturiser off a friend and said “Oh this smells like salt and vinegar crisps” and she was super offended and I had to be like NOOOOO THAT’S A GOOD THING!!
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If anyone needs me I’ll be launching myself into the sun having just heard someone pronounce “Glastonbury” Glaaarrrstonbury
May 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just paid the deposit to finally get my ditch tattooed which will almost finish my left arm. I’m actually less bothered about the painful spot and more worried about healing it without bending my elbow too much.
May 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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tough crowd over on LinkedIn
April 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If I see one illustration of the pope walking hand in hand with paddington bear I will not be held responsible for my actions
April 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
So tired I just tried to get into my building using my Tesco clubcard
April 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
waiting patiently for the place I get my nails done to put their June / July appointments online so i can book my birthday nails but also…can they hurry please your girl is not turning 40 without her nails professionally painted
April 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The lighting in the new Black Mirror is so bad that unless you’re watching it in a perfectly dark room you can barely see a thing
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
In my leadership training session this morning the chairs were arranged in a circle instead of at tables like they usually are and I knew as soon as one colleague remarked at how it was “like being at slimming world” that I would not be keeping in touch with her when the programme ends
April 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Before you’re allowed to drive an Uber you should have to prove you’re not one of those people who drives by pumping the accelerator then letting the car coast over and over. I am THIS CLOSE to taking the wheel myself and showing this man how to keep his foot still
April 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
“I couldn’t resist the AI trend of making myself into a toy figure” ah ok so it’s AI is bad until it lets you do something you think is cool and then it’s ok for you to use it. Got it
April 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
She is beauty
She is grace
She is a new tattoo that has reached the incredibly itchy stage
April 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It’s the “we didn’t even know this was happening until Stephen Graham highlighted this important issue!” for me, when women (and it is often women) have been writing about incel culture for years.
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I need a new 1975 album
April 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It’s tattoo day 🔥
March 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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We teach children that cats & dogs (and salt & pepper) are “opposites”, so it’s perhaps no surprise that people think the antidote to violent misogyny is running five ultra marathons in five days and then having a little cry.
March 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Got Idlewild tickets today so that’s 3 gigs lined up for the rest of 2025 so far (and I saw Adwaith in Bristol last weekend)

Incubus in April, Idlewild in October, English Teacher in November 🎉
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Men Decentre Themselves From Their International Women’s Day Posts Challenge
March 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The cutest little schedule planner just arrived from my pal’s brand new stationery shop Paperettes 🥰

Find them on instagram at mypaperettes 🌸
March 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I don’t know when people started using “mind you” when they mean “bear in mind” but they need to be stopped.
March 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Some bits from the weekend ✨

⛅️ Swapping the big coat for your spring jacket (‘scuse the drying socks)
☕️ Oat flat white
🥣 Homemade leek and potato soup and enchiladas
🌹 Drying and pressing my Valentine’s Day flowers
March 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The reason Zelenskyy doesn’t wear a suit is because his country is AT WAR , Nigel, you absolute buffoon
Nigel Farage on LBC repeatedly refusing to criticise Trump and Vance's attack on Zelensky. Accuses the Ukrainian President of being "rude" and showing "no respect" to Trump.

Says Zelensky should have worn a suit
March 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM