Martin Bregman
@bregman.bsky.social
Freelance illustrator. Royal taster for a tiny Labradoodle. Most embarrassing moment: my mom called Area 51 to tell them that I forgot my gym clothes at home, and they announced it over the PA system, and all the aliens laughed at me.
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A lot of people are going to have to explain this situation to their kids. I suggest starting with "Well you see, Timmy, when two presidents love each other very much...".
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A lot of people are going to have to explain this situation to their kids. I suggest starting with "Well you see, Timmy, when two presidents love each other very much...".
Flossing speedrun: bite a harp.
January 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Flossing speedrun: bite a harp.
With "A Complete Unknown" in the news, it reminds me that I always confuse "Don't Look Back" with "Don't Look Now", in which a red-caped Bob Dylan is chased by Donald Sutherland through the alleys of Venice.
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
With "A Complete Unknown" in the news, it reminds me that I always confuse "Don't Look Back" with "Don't Look Now", in which a red-caped Bob Dylan is chased by Donald Sutherland through the alleys of Venice.
My New Year's resolutions are exactly just the Gremlins rules.
December 28, 2024 at 3:20 PM
My New Year's resolutions are exactly just the Gremlins rules.
"Giddy up, jinglehorse", but in Hans Gruber's voice.
December 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
"Giddy up, jinglehorse", but in Hans Gruber's voice.
Reposted by Martin Bregman
"On the Origin of Species" was published on this day in 1859. Here are the charming doodles Darwin's kids left all over his epochal manuscript:
The Charming Doodles Charles Darwin’s Children Left All Over the Manuscript of ‘On the Origin of Species’
From fish with legs to carrot cavalries, an endearing testament to the human life of science.
www.themarginalian.org
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
"On the Origin of Species" was published on this day in 1859. Here are the charming doodles Darwin's kids left all over his epochal manuscript:
I was born too old for this shit and I forgot to die young and it's too late now.
November 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I was born too old for this shit and I forgot to die young and it's too late now.
"In the future, everything will be fifteen minutes for five nanoseconds." — Andy Wormhol.
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
"In the future, everything will be fifteen minutes for five nanoseconds." — Andy Wormhol.
You know what I hate is when you walk into a pack of coyotes and they all stop howling, because you know they were all talking about you.
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
You know what I hate is when you walk into a pack of coyotes and they all stop howling, because you know they were all talking about you.
November 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Just because you have pareidolia doesn't mean there isn't faces everywhere.
November 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Just because you have pareidolia doesn't mean there isn't faces everywhere.