Breg
breggieboo.bsky.social
Breg
@breggieboo.bsky.social
We must study the mistakes of the future, or else we'll be doomed to repeat them for the first time. 🙏

⚠️ Prone to erratic movements
Soup is like a hug from the inside
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Chips Ahoy has got me by the balls and I hope it never lets go
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The gas station Sheetz has the Pennsylvania in a choke hold
September 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
TikTok is so annoying

Why is it every other post has a different reference, acronym, or phrase I've never seen before and so they have a search suggestion but NONE OF THE RESULTS EXPLAIN THE THING SO I END UP WASTING TEN MINUTES FOR NO REASON
September 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Videos will be like "DON'T do these things in Japan 😤🙅‍♂️" and it's like vandalizing religious monuments and punching babies

So glad you told me this now, I better change my trip plans
September 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Who the hell is keeping Applebee's and Olive Garden in business? Reveal yourselves
September 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How often are people coming into hotels uninvited through the side entrance to warrant key entry in every hotel across the nation?
September 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not a fae fetish
When I scoop an elf lady
Call her my fae bae
I might just risk it all though
When I give her my last name
September 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Leprechauns, a well-known subspecies of gnome, are greedy little shits and should be bullied when given the opportunity.
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I knew when she met my gaze
How I'd spend all my nights and my days
She feared eye might stalk her
A glance and I've got her
Now she's stoned by my magical rays
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Autumn low diffs the rest of the year
wym the trees just get all fancy at the same time every year it's so magical
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Superman was so good, sheesh
September 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🔥🔥🔥

Credit: @degenblockparty
September 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
$6 extra to make it a meal? Just some fries and a drink? I'm disappointed, Wendy.
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just watched Thunderbolts, spoilers

Whoever convinced Disney execs to let them make an MCU film with overarching themes of suicidal depression and a sympathetic ex-meth addict villain is the goat.

Thematically I feel like it was great. Theatrically I feel like it was underwhelming.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The trash goblins under my deck hasn't received an offering in many days

I fear their wrath
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Two sammies Tuesday
I'm going hard in the paint
What will come Wednesday?
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am not a monk
But a monk is what I am
Til winds change again
September 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just heard a man tell a new mother

"When you get to my age your children move away and then you have no one around. You'll get there some day."

Brother, life is not so linearly deterministic. This mindset has more to do with his loneliness than anything else. Optimism is free
September 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't even go to the gym to work out anymore, I just like sitting in the locker room and staring at old man ass
September 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I want a cute scientist girlfriend so she can R my D til we breakthrough
August 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just found out that a bunch of bananas is way less bananas than I had hoped
May 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Ever since I started dabbling in the arcane, when I'm feeling down I sneak into hospitals and counter-spell their healing spells.

Sometimes it just feels nice to know someone's got it worse
March 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How am I expected to live in a world where I can't wear chair pants without being humiliated and harassed
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Will someone PLEASE call the fire department Wavy Davy will be nothing but cinders if we don't act quick
March 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM