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Glutenless Maximus
@breedmeseymour.bsky.social
30-Chicago - friendly, with resting bitch face- consistently unclothed
Hump day
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We made it to Friday!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Morning!
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
RIP to the 2025 spooky season
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Midweek woes
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Harvest time
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We can get through this week!
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Had a lovely time camping this weekend. The hardest part is going back to the real world and the 5+ hour drive.
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Getting an early start in the birthday/ holiday weekend
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We made it to Friday
August 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Boat and hoes
August 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Humpday
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
August 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Beach day
August 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Finally they won
August 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Had a spa day
August 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sunday shenanigans
July 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Post concert glitter chest
July 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Kesha Rose concert was a fucking mazing
July 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Humpday
July 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Omg
June 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tummy Tuesday
June 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The lighting was excellent today
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Spa day
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM