MFW the state college I work for starts sending “ensuring everything is fine - we’re definitely not furloughing or laying anyone off” emails.

“We request your attention, mother.”

✨NOT MY ART✨

I totally forgot that I was randomly propositioned by a Reddit account, asking if I would be interested in a pet portrait of Dorothy. I checked out their instagram and figured, “if this is a scam - it’s elaborate. Fuck it!” Lo and behold.. not a scam!! Pugsandpeers on insta 🤘

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

Album cover for Seattle band, Into the Storm. Circa 2010’s. This one ended up being a 36”x36” multimedia piece. Still one of my favorites although I would be more heavy handed with the contrast if I did it again today. #albumcover #intothestorm #seattlemusic #illustration #mixedmedia #albumart

Old promo art design for Bent Knee circa 2010’s #bandart #bentknee #illustration #promoart

Old album artwork (front + back) for Dogs of War “Out for Blood” album circa 2010’s #albumart #illustration #dogsofwar #seattlebands

One of the first album covers I did (front + back) circa the 2010’s #albumart #alexshand #illustration

Album artwork for Bent Knee’s “Shiny Eyed Babies” #albumart #bentknee #illustration

Old promo art for my friends’ band, Bent Knee #bentknee #illustration #bandart

Another older show flyer #illustration #bandflyer #unicorns

I’ll be gradually transferring bits of my art from my FB page. Completely dumping that platform. All the art I’ll be posting over the next couple weeks is going to be VERY old (like upwards of 10+ years old). Hopefully will be posting newer stuff in the near future. ✨🤘✨

That time I freehanded a flyer on Brian’s back 🤣 #oldart #bandflyer #illustration

Was at the new Kraken location last week. Was delighted that they had reprinted this flyer and had it in their bathroom! 🥰 #bandflyer #photomanip #oldart Man.. y’all remember when shows were $5? Shit was wild.

I’ll be gradually transferring bits of my art from my FB page. Completely dumping that platform. All the art I’ll be posting over the next couple weeks is going to be VERY old (like upwards of 10+ years old). Hopefully will be posting newer stuff in the near future. #bandflyer #illustration

#freeluigi

Stupid ways to hurt yourself in your late 30’s: hyperextending your thumb while getting into bed.

So…yknow. That’s fun.