Huh would you look at that, looks like you got straight A’s in all your classes: Diaper training, naptime, double layering 101, pushies practice, and of course recess!

They have my undying loyalty! It’s family owned and has the best iced Vietnamese coffee in town, I shudder to think about just how much I’ve spent here over the last several months (but it’s completely worth it of course 😅)

That’s way too many big words, I bet they’re just grumpy cuz their tummies hurt or something! Dragons are supposed to just push all that grumpiness into their big padded seat, I’m sure that’d make em feel a lot better!

…Wait, are you telling me that there’s actually dragons out there who DON’T make big poopies in their crinkly hatchypants??

Having finally finished making an extra large, mushy mess in your pants you give it an approving squish before waddling off, now having always been a proud (and stinky) potty training dropout!

‘And I almost did it too!’ You blush a tiny bit as you remember the new version of that fateful day. ‘I totally would’ve passed if I hadn’t filled my pull ups that one time!’

*SPLUORCH*

*FWUMP*

‘Not that any of that dumb potty stuff matters anyways since my parents gave up on it after that!’

You reminisce a bit as your squat deepens and your seat continues to bulge.

‘Potty training?’ You think to yourself. ‘Wasn’t that something my parents tried to get me to do way back when I was a little kid?’

*SPLORCH*

Your tummy rumbles as every memory of using the potty disappears from your head, but you pay it no mind.

*Fffblblbrttt*

After allwould you pay any attention to what’s happening in your diaper? It’s not like you’ve ever known anything different!

*BRAAP*

*FBLURCH*

That simple change exponentially grows as your old life melts away. Your pants explode out as a thick, soggy diaper hangs heavily from your hips.

You poke at it, confused for only a moment before its weight feels deeply familiar, the crinkling between your thighs being a normal, mundane sound.

That game changer episode was a back door pilot!

Nope that’s @meghancherry25.bsky.social who is much more courageous than me! My unique fact had nothing to do with this community lol

There can never be enough diapered Deku art! You’re doing the lords work Snazzy

Meanwhile across town yet another magic dating app user chuckles to themselves as they swipe left on you, having sealed your fate the same way you sealed your date’s.

Turnabout is fair play after all, too bad you never considered that your stats were as easily editable as everyone elses!

You fall back onto your mushy seat with a carefree *SQUISH* as you contentedly sigh, certain that you’ve uncovered the mystery.

Giggling you open your phone back up and eagerly swipe right on your fellow diapered date, eager to get up to lots of stinky adventures!