zyn master phil jackson
@breakingeighty.bsky.social
athleisure enthusiast
Look, straight up: earlier this week I tripped over the bathroom pocket door and fell backwards into the shower. While falling I grabbed the curtain which ripped it off its hooks & dislodged the bar from the wall. The whole incident was cartoonishly vaudevillian.
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Look, straight up: earlier this week I tripped over the bathroom pocket door and fell backwards into the shower. While falling I grabbed the curtain which ripped it off its hooks & dislodged the bar from the wall. The whole incident was cartoonishly vaudevillian.
In 1 week John harbaugh and Mike tomlin hit the market and the bears don’t need em. What a fuckin time to be alive Bear down
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
In 1 week John harbaugh and Mike tomlin hit the market and the bears don’t need em. What a fuckin time to be alive Bear down
Sometimes you share a tweet to your friends and family group chats & immediately get owned cuz someone posted it 4 hours ago
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes you share a tweet to your friends and family group chats & immediately get owned cuz someone posted it 4 hours ago
Call me lib or whatever but I think the country would be a lot better off if everyone had time to eat a hearty breakfast, have 3 cups of coffee and take a huge dump before starting work
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Call me lib or whatever but I think the country would be a lot better off if everyone had time to eat a hearty breakfast, have 3 cups of coffee and take a huge dump before starting work
Rogers looks cooked. I guess he still has committing fraud to look forward to
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Rogers looks cooked. I guess he still has committing fraud to look forward to
I’m cool with Michigan basketball losing one if that means Whit cooks in the portal. Life’s about balance. Go Blue
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I’m cool with Michigan basketball losing one if that means Whit cooks in the portal. Life’s about balance. Go Blue
The Chicago Bears
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The Chicago Bears
Fuck the tush push give me the bootleg
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fuck the tush push give me the bootleg
Wife: babe u know what’ll make u feel old? When u were in college the people being born are now in college
Me: yes that does make me feel old
Me: yes that does make me feel old
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Wife: babe u know what’ll make u feel old? When u were in college the people being born are now in college
Me: yes that does make me feel old
Me: yes that does make me feel old
Did those freaks on tik tok get raptured yet
September 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Did those freaks on tik tok get raptured yet
Chris berman is full sized Danny devito
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Chris berman is full sized Danny devito
You know I keep that thang on me
July 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You know I keep that thang on me
If people are wiser because they’re older then explain boomers
July 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If people are wiser because they’re older then explain boomers
Just thought I’d share in case you’re having a bad day
July 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just thought I’d share in case you’re having a bad day
My staunchest lib opinion is not a single dollar of taxpayer money should go to building stadiums until every person has free healthcare and we raise the minimum wage by a fuckton
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My staunchest lib opinion is not a single dollar of taxpayer money should go to building stadiums until every person has free healthcare and we raise the minimum wage by a fuckton
Homeland S1 E1
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Homeland S1 E1
Rory said fuck u haters
April 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rory said fuck u haters
Cubs schedule to date
Dodgers
Diamondbacks
A’s
Padres
Rangers
Upcoming
Dodgers
Padres
Diamondbacks
Dodgers
Phillies
Fuck you mlb
Dodgers
Diamondbacks
A’s
Padres
Rangers
Upcoming
Dodgers
Padres
Diamondbacks
Dodgers
Phillies
Fuck you mlb
April 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Cubs schedule to date
Dodgers
Diamondbacks
A’s
Padres
Rangers
Upcoming
Dodgers
Padres
Diamondbacks
Dodgers
Phillies
Fuck you mlb
Dodgers
Diamondbacks
A’s
Padres
Rangers
Upcoming
Dodgers
Padres
Diamondbacks
Dodgers
Phillies
Fuck you mlb
Lotta crime happenin these days and top of the list is there’s not even 1 baseball game on per day
April 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lotta crime happenin these days and top of the list is there’s not even 1 baseball game on per day
Remember when the federal government texted war plans to a reporter like 2 weeks ago. Simpler times
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Remember when the federal government texted war plans to a reporter like 2 weeks ago. Simpler times
Watching unforgivable videos on YouTube with friends and almost pissing myself laughing all night. It was the best of times
open question for the room: how were you using the internet in 2008?
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Watching unforgivable videos on YouTube with friends and almost pissing myself laughing all night. It was the best of times
Red state group chat saying it’s good stock market went up. I’m confused cuz last week they said it was good when it went down
April 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Red state group chat saying it’s good stock market went up. I’m confused cuz last week they said it was good when it went down
Hello friends,
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hello friends,
What it do baby
April 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What it do baby