Saw this the other day, it's still funny!

A brave secret service agent, in the oval office, while ElonGöring is getting fellatio from a kneeling Cheeto...?

Someone who's a better shot than the last guy, that's for sure.

I grew up in a sect where we actually tried to convert Catholics, because "damnable idolatry" of the eucharist. Then I left my incestuous "Christian" school, went to a large catholic one, and found that it was the same. damn. thing. but packaged differently. Idolatry never recognizes itself.

Wow. Feels a lot like Amway or a time-share seminar: you have everything everyone needs and can promise the world and all its riches, not to mention heaven, but you still need to lock the doors and/or bribe them with a free gift to get them to stay. Cheers for the feedback!

Whoops! You're right. Overenthusiastic.

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Yes, please!

Well, in their defence, praying to the golden calf works better if you're actually touching your object of worship.

Good thing about the former, because the weak and stupid are stockpiling the power of stupidity and weakness, and calling it from God.