The one thing I loved about TX summers was it staying warm after the sun went down. Finally getting a little bit of that in PDX. Get to be cozy without the 🌞 blasting you in the face. Perfect shower beer weather, too.

Cool. Unless you impeach him, go suck eggs.

Jimmy Carter. I will fight you.

Hey, at least they listen to you sometimes. If you're a vagina-haver, they just scoff at you being dramatic and that a Tylenol is all you need.

Smurfs? Or Ivan Ooze? I don't know which is worse.