Forget about a plastic bag drifting through the wind. Do you ever feel like a Stegosaurus being electrocuted by a T-Rex?

I heard two shoes talking. Converse.

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I know a very wealthy woman who has a run in closet

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I can’t drive stick but I can drive a branch

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I like that it’s called a dental practice. You know, so and so has their own dental practice. It’s an establishment and it’s their profession, they should probably be beyond the point of practice.

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The other day I was walking in the woods and I saw a tree fall. It yelled on its way down.

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My grandfather was what you’d call a cowpuncher and his father before him was a horsekicker!

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I don’t know much about these Phil and Buster guys, but from what I’ve heard they sound like real jerks!

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Someone should put an end to all this animal abuse in golf. Hitting birdies and eagles! It makes me sick!

There’s the saying “if you step on a crack, you’ll break your mother’s back.” There’s also another saying “if you step on a rock you’ll give your father Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano”

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Local anesthesia, as opposed to out of state anesthesia?

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I have a general disdain for most people. But there’s nobody I hate more than misanthropes.

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