Becky Lehr
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Becky Lehr
@breakaribecca.bsky.social
I came here to do Linguistics and Nonprofit Accounting, and I’m all out of both.
On today’s episode of “Things That Anyone But Becky Would Struggle To Give Even A Fraction Of A Shit About”: They changed the Livewire packaging again! And went from Mtn Dew back to Mountain Dew! I enjoyed the ‘90s-ass dollar-store-Zapdos electro-bird.

(New on the left, old on the right)
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
No more bland, flavorless bathtime!
September 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
She found the bag of catnip treats from the Pet Expo 🌿🐈‍⬛
February 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Aw geez, the boss is gonna be pissed! I was supposed to order a thousand blowup dolls with a rictus grin white woman’s face, not TEN THOUSAND! How are we gonna sell all this overstock?!?

*glances out the window as a Doggy Day Care van drives past*

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, what a delightfully devilish idea!
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
There is a set of parrot-centric #TikTok videos that have osmosed into my brain as vocal stims/comfort media & I spent over an hour archiving them. Finished up; the app froze. Restarted, and BAM. At least I have plenty of Hamlet, Kiwi, Tiki, Other Tiki, BonkyBird, and Sprite to keep me going 🐦
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The further I get from my usual subreddits, the more cursed the ads get…
January 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am so glad I already knew who this was
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Does this matter to anyone? Does being in the first million get me a hat?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #757,606!
November 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM