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June Orchid Parker | Bread Sonja
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Born to Lose—Live to Win. She/Her.

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[Dave Mustaine vox]
I don't care for green eggs and ham
I don't care, oh Sam-I-Am
Cover of "I Don't Care" by Megadeth. Vic Rattlehead, the band's mascot, flips off the viewer against a backdrop of fire
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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And oh look, there's a Red Sonja ready to go
Jamie Hayter, AEW wrestler, smiling during or after a match
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Screenshot from “Bardock: The Father of Goku Abridged.” Bardock watches Dodoria (offscreen) with dread, saying in all-caps, “Useless-ass psychic powers!”
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Actually, hang on, let me fix the resolution. There we go.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Man I hate this guy. (From chimera.wad for Doom II)
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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You could do this for free if you’re not a coward
Black-and-white magazine ad with a photo of a guy who looks bloodied, bruised yet defiant with his bandaged fists raised. “Casualty Make-up Kit: Turn yourself into a horrible accident victim with this kit’s easy to apply make-up and simple instructions! #26274—$9.95”
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Based on a sticker I saw in a photo many years ago. (Created in deathgenerator.com#gallery )
Marvel Super Heroes win screen for Shuma-Gorath. Text: "Fascists suck in bed. Don't fuck them and don't tell them your name."
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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World War II was a strange time
A screenshot from WolfDoom, a Wolfenstein 3D mod for DOOM II. The player, as BJ Blazkowicz, is standing in a maze of blue bricks, pistol at the ready. Blinky the red Pac-Man ghost drifts into view from a nearby hallway.
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Starbob Screampants
Close-up of Starscream in "Transformers Animated." He is smiling; a cross of bright light shines from one of his exposed teeth.
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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You can have *one* king as a treat, but it's him.
Godzilla stands with his hands on his hips in a shot from "Monarch: Legacy of Monsters"
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Hello, new followers. I'm an author with a current focus on queer and trans sword & sorcery fiction. You can learn more about my work and where to find it at breadsonja.wordpress.com 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚔️ 🤼‍♀️
Cover of Suplex & Sorcery by June Orchid Parker. Varika, a barbarian woman in leather pro wrestling gear, grabs a kneeling, green skeleton from behind by the lower jaw and raises her fist to punch this foe. Behind her you can see ring ropes, a masked chorus, the seats of a Greek theatre and a black-clad Sorcerer with green magic burning around his hands. Title page for "How Many Deaths Till Vengeance?" Astartha, a trans woman with a labrys and wearing Ancient Greek-style clothing, sits slumped against a wall next to a hallway. She is covered in blood. A woman in the hallway behind her clasps her hand to her mouth, having dropped a clay vessel of wine in shock. June Orchid Parker. White with dark brown hair, she wears glasses, a necklace of black beads and curved white teeth, a pleather corset top, black fingerless gloves and black pants. She has her hands planted on her hips.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Astarthield
Garfield with his arms crossed, but his head is replaced with a crude cutout of Astartha's head. The thought bubble says, "I hate transphobes"
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Current mood
Screenshot of the Transformers G1 episode “Web World.” Galvatron is wrapped in a weblike substance on a bed, but he’s siting up and looks pissed. The subtitle says, “I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I’m not very fond of you either!”
August 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Countdown.

Approximately zero point five (any greater precision would require math, which I try to avoid doing tbh)
The Black Scorpion, a man in a black cloak and balaclava, stands in a wrestling ring. He has his hands raised menacingly above his head; they’re pointed towards someone off-camera, as if intending to cast a spell on them
August 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Countdown.

One.
Skullomania, as he appears in the game Fighting EX Layer. He is a luchador in a skeleton costume with a red scarf around his neck. He stands against a desert backdrop, with one hand on his hip and the index finger of his other hand pointing up to the sky.
August 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Countdown.

Two.
Black and white illustration of the Theatre of Dionysus in Athens
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Countdown.

Three.
Princess Ugg, a redheaded barbarian girl with a fur cap on her head and an axe in her hand. Three spears point at her from offscreen.
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Since Atari is publishing an actually decent-looking Bubsy game, can we get SNK to work on a good Athena game?
Bob Wakelin's artwork for the arcade/NES game Athena. A muscular warrior woman in a red bikini swings a flail and fiery sword at a minotaur in the foreground, while a tree with a face leers at her in the background.
August 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I dink, therefore I am.
Mr Dink from the cartoon “Doug.” He is a purple man with glasses and a gigantic nose. He smiles somewhat menacingly at the viewer
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Chat, is this a Labubu
An art poster for the film "Critters." An alien is standing on a country road. This critter has a furry body, a big scaly face with red eyes and a giant toothy mouth, and three-digit, dinosaurian hands and feet. In the background, you can see a farmhouse in the distance, as well as two meteors streaking across a starry night sky.
August 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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How I feel when a bitch tries to get herself over at my expense
Willow Nightingale (left) happily charges down the ramp at an AEW show, interrupting a glorious moment for Kris Statlander (right). Statlander has her fists raised over her head in celebration of a victory moments earlier, but her lips are pursed in barely concealed fury
August 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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In case I haven’t made it clear lately, S&S is for the dolls. 🏳️‍⚧️
Intro illustration for “A Serpent from the Ash.” Left text: “Story by June Orchid Parker.” Right text: “Art by Matthew Spencer.” The black-and-white illustration shows Astartha, a blonde trans woman with thickly muscled arms and a scowl on her face, standing in front of a disembodied wooden door frame. She is holding a dagger; she wears a sleeveless robe and a cape draped over one shoulder. Farther in the background are swirling grey clouds and dark earth that is dotted with ponds.
July 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Wasn't me

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A photo of Cody Rhodes next to an illustration of Guile from Street Fighter. A subheading beneath them reads, "Cody Rhodes playing Guile in 'Street Fighter' "
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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An HTML form that asks, "How often are your towers lofty?" The options are Never, Seldom, Sometime, Often, Always, and Prefer not to say.
July 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Archibald Van Vile
An Arch-Vile from Doom II, albeit with a clip art top hat and mustache.
June 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM