Desmond Sycamore
@breadmondsycamore.bsky.social
(parody account)
You don’t need to cover your eyes, sweetheart. I think I’m alright now, I just might not make a lot of eye contact.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You don’t need to cover your eyes, sweetheart. I think I’m alright now, I just might not make a lot of eye contact.
(Desmond nods and takes Teddy’s hand)
Be careful.
Be careful.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
(Desmond nods and takes Teddy’s hand)
Be careful.
Be careful.
I’ve likely got something that will fit you in storage.
(He tilts his head)
Desirée, can I get her something warmer to wear and then join you?
(He tilts his head)
Desirée, can I get her something warmer to wear and then join you?
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve likely got something that will fit you in storage.
(He tilts his head)
Desirée, can I get her something warmer to wear and then join you?
(He tilts his head)
Desirée, can I get her something warmer to wear and then join you?
Certainly, yes.
Do we have any jackets or the like for you? It might keep being chilly for a bit, and I wouldn’t like you to catch a chill.
Do we have any jackets or the like for you? It might keep being chilly for a bit, and I wouldn’t like you to catch a chill.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Certainly, yes.
Do we have any jackets or the like for you? It might keep being chilly for a bit, and I wouldn’t like you to catch a chill.
Do we have any jackets or the like for you? It might keep being chilly for a bit, and I wouldn’t like you to catch a chill.
(He frowns)
Very well then. We can go.
Are you still tired Teddy?
Very well then. We can go.
Are you still tired Teddy?
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
(He frowns)
Very well then. We can go.
Are you still tired Teddy?
Very well then. We can go.
Are you still tired Teddy?
Hm.
And he’s alright with seeing me?
And he’s alright with seeing me?
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hm.
And he’s alright with seeing me?
And he’s alright with seeing me?
Fine enough with me.
How’s the kitten? Any trouble?
How’s the kitten? Any trouble?
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fine enough with me.
How’s the kitten? Any trouble?
How’s the kitten? Any trouble?
It’s what Teddy-bears are for, hm? Of course it helped.
(He pats her head, then looks over at Desirée)
Do you know how long it’s been since I went to bed?
(He pats her head, then looks over at Desirée)
Do you know how long it’s been since I went to bed?
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s what Teddy-bears are for, hm? Of course it helped.
(He pats her head, then looks over at Desirée)
Do you know how long it’s been since I went to bed?
(He pats her head, then looks over at Desirée)
Do you know how long it’s been since I went to bed?
Yes. Dreams are wrong.
(Desmond shivers, and sets her back down)
I’m sorry.
(Desmond shivers, and sets her back down)
I’m sorry.
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yes. Dreams are wrong.
(Desmond shivers, and sets her back down)
I’m sorry.
(Desmond shivers, and sets her back down)
I’m sorry.
Oh dear.
(He kisses her crown)
You know that Sissy wouldn’t let that happen. Not in your universe or mine or any others. Right?
(He kisses her crown)
You know that Sissy wouldn’t let that happen. Not in your universe or mine or any others. Right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh dear.
(He kisses her crown)
You know that Sissy wouldn’t let that happen. Not in your universe or mine or any others. Right?
(He kisses her crown)
You know that Sissy wouldn’t let that happen. Not in your universe or mine or any others. Right?
Hm. Okay. Good. Very good.
Well, not particularly good. Ideally, there’d be no bees. But good that there’s no anger.
(He squeezes her)
Did you have any dreams?
Well, not particularly good. Ideally, there’d be no bees. But good that there’s no anger.
(He squeezes her)
Did you have any dreams?
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hm. Okay. Good. Very good.
Well, not particularly good. Ideally, there’d be no bees. But good that there’s no anger.
(He squeezes her)
Did you have any dreams?
Well, not particularly good. Ideally, there’d be no bees. But good that there’s no anger.
(He squeezes her)
Did you have any dreams?
Mhm.
(He rocks her back and forth)
Do you feel it too? I’m not- you were exposed more, but do you still feel the eyes?
(He rocks her back and forth)
Do you feel it too? I’m not- you were exposed more, but do you still feel the eyes?
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Mhm.
(He rocks her back and forth)
Do you feel it too? I’m not- you were exposed more, but do you still feel the eyes?
(He rocks her back and forth)
Do you feel it too? I’m not- you were exposed more, but do you still feel the eyes?
(Desmond picks her up, holding her tightly to his chest)
No more climbing trees. You’ll fall again and that won’t be any fun.
No more climbing trees. You’ll fall again and that won’t be any fun.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
(Desmond picks her up, holding her tightly to his chest)
No more climbing trees. You’ll fall again and that won’t be any fun.
No more climbing trees. You’ll fall again and that won’t be any fun.
Don’t look at me, please. Especially not at my face.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don’t look at me, please. Especially not at my face.
Yes, but- hm. Can I make a silly request?
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yes, but- hm. Can I make a silly request?
(He bites his tongue. Caught.)
Something like that. My apologies.
Something like that. My apologies.
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(He bites his tongue. Caught.)
Something like that. My apologies.
Something like that. My apologies.
No more climbing trees.
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No more climbing trees.
Right. Yes.
Luke?
Ah, you can’t- Nevermind. Can you make a noise if you feel okay, and none if you don’t? Or just-
(Desmond cuts himself off, blowing out a breath)
Goodness.
Luke?
Ah, you can’t- Nevermind. Can you make a noise if you feel okay, and none if you don’t? Or just-
(Desmond cuts himself off, blowing out a breath)
Goodness.
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Right. Yes.
Luke?
Ah, you can’t- Nevermind. Can you make a noise if you feel okay, and none if you don’t? Or just-
(Desmond cuts himself off, blowing out a breath)
Goodness.
Luke?
Ah, you can’t- Nevermind. Can you make a noise if you feel okay, and none if you don’t? Or just-
(Desmond cuts himself off, blowing out a breath)
Goodness.
Just fine, dear. Are you? How’s your arm?
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just fine, dear. Are you? How’s your arm?
(He ducks back away, shaking his head)
How are you- both? Okay? Cold? Not hurt at all?
How are you- both? Okay? Cold? Not hurt at all?
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
(He ducks back away, shaking his head)
How are you- both? Okay? Cold? Not hurt at all?
How are you- both? Okay? Cold? Not hurt at all?
(Desmond inches close and peeks into the room)
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(Desmond inches close and peeks into the room)
(Desmond tenses, looking to his counterpart with a clear question)
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
(Desmond tenses, looking to his counterpart with a clear question)
(He follows Desirée, but remains in the hallway. Out of sight)
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
(He follows Desirée, but remains in the hallway. Out of sight)
She’ll be cold.
Is she okay? How’s her arm? Is she-
(Desmond huffs)
No, I’m getting confused. Is that- is now before, or after? I’m-
Did your Teddy fall from the tree in the backyard? Did it happen at all, or was it…
I don’t know what’s real at the moment, I think.
Is she okay? How’s her arm? Is she-
(Desmond huffs)
No, I’m getting confused. Is that- is now before, or after? I’m-
Did your Teddy fall from the tree in the backyard? Did it happen at all, or was it…
I don’t know what’s real at the moment, I think.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
She’ll be cold.
Is she okay? How’s her arm? Is she-
(Desmond huffs)
No, I’m getting confused. Is that- is now before, or after? I’m-
Did your Teddy fall from the tree in the backyard? Did it happen at all, or was it…
I don’t know what’s real at the moment, I think.
Is she okay? How’s her arm? Is she-
(Desmond huffs)
No, I’m getting confused. Is that- is now before, or after? I’m-
Did your Teddy fall from the tree in the backyard? Did it happen at all, or was it…
I don’t know what’s real at the moment, I think.
And Teddy?
(His breathing stutters, and he kicks away the blankets to stand)
We’ve got to check on Teddy. She’s- hhmmm. Is she safe? Have you checked on her?
(His breathing stutters, and he kicks away the blankets to stand)
We’ve got to check on Teddy. She’s- hhmmm. Is she safe? Have you checked on her?
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
And Teddy?
(His breathing stutters, and he kicks away the blankets to stand)
We’ve got to check on Teddy. She’s- hhmmm. Is she safe? Have you checked on her?
(His breathing stutters, and he kicks away the blankets to stand)
We’ve got to check on Teddy. She’s- hhmmm. Is she safe? Have you checked on her?