You have to stick to your convictions and have priorities

This year, I resolve to emulate my inner cat by sitting where ever I want!

F him

and we paid for it

You know what they say, stretch one cat, and you're a cat stretcher the rest of your life...

We had a dog training business and one of our customers wanted to train their dog to ring a bell to come back in from outside and was then treated for it. The dog was perfect but the owner asked why the dog wanted out so often and then wouldn't stay out. I just laughed at him and he figured it out.

Except it should read: President Musk wants Democrats to get rid of the debt ceiling so Vice President Trump can enact even larger tax cuts for the rich and for people like Elon. Republicans cut a deal, live with it or shut the gov down and take the blame.

and there's the problem with a lot of pro quarterbacks, they get paid and they're no longer hungry.