Lowell
@breadandfizz.bsky.social
Recovering lawyer; animal rescuer; Italian wine, food and spirits purveyor. User of annoyingly appropriate punctuation.
For you non-Minneapolitans, gassing Uptown is like gassing Fifth Avenue or Rodeo Drive. This isn’t about law enforcement.
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
For you non-Minneapolitans, gassing Uptown is like gassing Fifth Avenue or Rodeo Drive. This isn’t about law enforcement.
For you non-Minneapolitans, gassing Uptown is like gassing Fifth Avenue or Rodeo Drive. This isn’t about law enforcement.
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
For you non-Minneapolitans, gassing Uptown is like gassing Fifth Avenue or Rodeo Drive. This isn’t about law enforcement.
Good choice of photos. Well played. 💯
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Good choice of photos. Well played. 💯
The first thing the Ds should do if they win in ‘26 is defund the White House, DOGE-style. Make them pay for this crap out of their own pockets.
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The first thing the Ds should do if they win in ‘26 is defund the White House, DOGE-style. Make them pay for this crap out of their own pockets.
Yeah, that signature looks nothing like his Epstein doodle. 🤡
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yeah, that signature looks nothing like his Epstein doodle. 🤡
So I’m not on Truth Social but it seems they don’t have a word limit?
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So I’m not on Truth Social but it seems they don’t have a word limit?
Trade that for Area Dog insisting on breakfast an hour earlier
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Trade that for Area Dog insisting on breakfast an hour earlier
Five is hard. Some folks are right handed.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Five is hard. Some folks are right handed.
A completely, objectively true statement
“Our farmers, as you know, with the soybeans at levels that nobody has ever seen before. If we didn't have the tariffs, we wouldn't have been able to do that."
We have indeed never seen levels this low
“Our farmers, as you know, with the soybeans at levels that nobody has ever seen before. If we didn't have the tariffs, we wouldn't have been able to do that."
We have indeed never seen levels this low
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A completely, objectively true statement
“Our farmers, as you know, with the soybeans at levels that nobody has ever seen before. If we didn't have the tariffs, we wouldn't have been able to do that."
We have indeed never seen levels this low
“Our farmers, as you know, with the soybeans at levels that nobody has ever seen before. If we didn't have the tariffs, we wouldn't have been able to do that."
We have indeed never seen levels this low
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The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”