Bread with so many pointy ears I got an elf fetish

Haters will say I burned the shit out of the first loaf, they’ll say I didn’t hear the oven go off. Haters will say “I’m a little dough boy who should have his piggies tickled until he remembers to set a timer”. Man fuck the haters

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS INCLUDING MY ADDICTION TO SINGLE GLUTEN TOLERANT LOAVES IN MY AREA. TIME TO MEASURE THE OLD BREADSTICK AND SEE IF THE STATE LINE INCREASED MY CRUMB

Sourdough ✅ whole wheat ✅ rye ✅ submissive ✅ breedable ✅ barefoot ✅ cold fermented ✅

I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about this because it would just be so hilarious what if we had sex like we were a boy and girl but like we aren’t wouldnt that he really funny wouldn’t it be hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and boule’ed my ass dude hahaha my ass dude haha

I showed you my crussy please respond

Big loaves for my big diamond hands boys. MARKET IS DOWN 👇 BUT MY COCK 🐓 IS UP 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🍆🍆🍆. 90% OF THE MARKET MAY BE OWNED BY 10% OF PEOPLE BUT THEY ARE SEXLESS GLUTEN VIRGINS WITHOUT THAT BREAD🥯🍞 TIME TO INVEST IN GRAIN SILOS WE ARE GOING ANCIENT EGYPT 🪦 MODE

Do NOT believe the liberal (gluten free) media, invest heavy in stocks! Warmer weather incoming = fertile soil = fertile wife = fertile grindset. Doctors hate this one simply trick! Cum in your own ass they CANNOT stop you.