Matt Barber
brbrofsvl.bsky.social
Matt Barber
@brbrofsvl.bsky.social
Composer, teacher, dad. He/him
Seems true based on this interaction

Me: this is... you're eating literal shit

Dog: I know, isn't it great?
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The one with Hickox, Harper, Langridge, and Shirley-Quirk is the first one that really hit for me, in part because the technical aspects were audible in ways that aren't usually there in recordings
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
There seemed to be a lot of people who thought, "he won't really do the tariffs and mass deportation because that would be bad," and thought he had some secret plan that he couldn't reveal. A few I interacted with also thought Harris had some secret plan to immiserate us.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Mom you breastfeeded me I don't know what to tell you
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I think that's just what happens when someone farts rainbows
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When did Trump sign Chris Cuomo's face with a sharpie?
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Almost all the music tech jobs in academia are now supposed to involve AI in some way. Provosts love this shit
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pretty sure that's just Trump's signature
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
51 is sub-prime, but 53 is prime
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
How about "The Woods in the Fireplace"
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I had a huge "wait, what?" moment when I heard David Brooks on a NYT opinions podcast claim that Mamdani's campaign embodied the triumph of the out-of-touch elites over the working class (whose avatar in this race was... Cuomo?)
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Neither the Constitution nor the history and tradition of the Law requires the Government to facilitate disturbance of the peace by lawless activists masquerading as churchgoers with sincerely held religious belief."
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Took this just now and felt I had to share it
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I read this as a repost with no other context, and "He's going to wag it so hard it might just fall off" is somehow even funnier in context.
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But also, that external validation can start to feel cloying or even infantilizing, and then you can dread anyone noticing that you've done something that "should" be automatic.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Plus everyone might notice that you didn't mean to get on a treadmill if you were to turn and walk in a different direction before you got on the treadmill
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
JAJ's Trump is great, but I feel like the writers kinda blunt the chaos of it compared to what he was doing a few years ago
youtu.be/Vk-ZBYyjsko?...
Trump complains about Scooby Doo
YouTube video by Max Speedster
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Zoltar Robzombie" did it for me
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Late great Hannibal Lecter
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This calls for rowdy masculine environmental activism
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM