this boy wanted to pick a fight about valentines while someone else brought me flowers 🙂‍↕️

anyway today just happened to be one of those days & someone at work got offended like omg i don't like talking 24/7 !!!! leave me alone !!! 😭😭😭

very nice & i'm never taking this (the wine part) for granted again

alt text please !!!!

like I would imagine it being harder now to go "missing" but national parks are so huge and honestly so disconnected from actual society like it's crazy to think about to me

"pink panther straddling a pool table, looking at the viewer w sultry eyes, aiming the pool stick at two pink pool balls at the same time (that's a bad strategy). the rest of the pool balls are also all pink, there are no numbers nor stripes."

what happened to ur alt captions? miss reading them :/

Dr. Sidney Irwin Russell* deserves the entire world

like the amount of times I hear "omg no, you really shouldn't" or "who broke your heart" or "my bf/husband would be so mad if I did that" like ??? get help? 😭

and I AM trying to get it cut but my hairdresser isn't available for a few weeks 😔