They have one already

Yes, it's trivial. Here is the same tabulation done including Shot Attempt Share

At risk of being entirely too serious here, I tabulated the top 250 powerplay shooters and what percentage of their team's powerplay shots they take while they're on the ice.

I have to say that some of these results surprised me (and might dispel some mistaken beliefs I've seen [?])

Something like this served as a punch looks doable maybe? I would sub the sparkling tea for equal parts brewed jasmine tea and club soda/other sparkling water, and then sub the aquavit/absinthe for the vodka. And not add dill.