Bravo Breakdowns Podcast
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Lauren and Michele (stand-up comics on Fox, Hulu, Kid Kraddick) host a reality TV podcast for hysterical women.
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I was a Gina/Emily defender because I don't care if housewives are rich
#RHOC needed coherent people to push the plot and support the real stars
Now, #OC is clogged with 4 housewives with no feuds or strong solo stories, playing story producer
Sashay away ladies, Jenn & Heather got it from here
#RHOC needed coherent people to push the plot and support the real stars
Now, #OC is clogged with 4 housewives with no feuds or strong solo stories, playing story producer
Sashay away ladies, Jenn & Heather got it from here
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey
#rhoslc
I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey
#rhoslc
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey
#rhoslc
I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey
#rhoslc
Drop something witchy...
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Drop something witchy...
So great seeing Eric on RHAP again. Love that even though he's married with a baby now, he is still committed to having absolutely no decor at his place, just a TV and various places to sit like a retail break room.
He's like me for real #bb27
He's like me for real #bb27
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So great seeing Eric on RHAP again. Love that even though he's married with a baby now, he is still committed to having absolutely no decor at his place, just a TV and various places to sit like a retail break room.
He's like me for real #bb27
He's like me for real #bb27
Thanks for a great season #BBSky! What a fantastic feedster community.
This place is truly the modern day Television Without Pity forums (I am old)- community, nerddom, positivity, & snark!
To the #bb27 episode fans on Bsky who relentlessly trolled us instead of watching a single feeds clip:
This place is truly the modern day Television Without Pity forums (I am old)- community, nerddom, positivity, & snark!
To the #bb27 episode fans on Bsky who relentlessly trolled us instead of watching a single feeds clip:
September 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is what drove me NUTS about Vinny in #bb27 (as an early Vinny defender who gave him time to cook and it never happened)
He was told to adapt/stop doing public 1x1s 1,000 times but didn't.
Because he thought he was playing the best game by virtue of being the most comp-able and selfish player
He was told to adapt/stop doing public 1x1s 1,000 times but didn't.
Because he thought he was playing the best game by virtue of being the most comp-able and selfish player
September 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is what drove me NUTS about Vinny in #bb27 (as an early Vinny defender who gave him time to cook and it never happened)
He was told to adapt/stop doing public 1x1s 1,000 times but didn't.
Because he thought he was playing the best game by virtue of being the most comp-able and selfish player
He was told to adapt/stop doing public 1x1s 1,000 times but didn't.
Because he thought he was playing the best game by virtue of being the most comp-able and selfish player
is this a burn? Lol. Like whether you liked her or not, Tracy Flick clearly deserved to win the election. that's the point of Election.
But one thing is for sure for #BB27
Vince would definitely be one of these unemployed cheaters having a crash out
But one thing is for sure for #BB27
Vince would definitely be one of these unemployed cheaters having a crash out
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
is this a burn? Lol. Like whether you liked her or not, Tracy Flick clearly deserved to win the election. that's the point of Election.
But one thing is for sure for #BB27
Vince would definitely be one of these unemployed cheaters having a crash out
But one thing is for sure for #BB27
Vince would definitely be one of these unemployed cheaters having a crash out
TL:DR, Morgan in #bb27 is Sarah Connor, who will stop at nothing to protect her children and save the world and is their protector and hero.
Vanessa is a T-800 robot with a brain programmed to take all humans out & take over the world. She attempts to be human, but we all know she's a killer robot
Vanessa is a T-800 robot with a brain programmed to take all humans out & take over the world. She attempts to be human, but we all know she's a killer robot
September 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
TL:DR, Morgan in #bb27 is Sarah Connor, who will stop at nothing to protect her children and save the world and is their protector and hero.
Vanessa is a T-800 robot with a brain programmed to take all humans out & take over the world. She attempts to be human, but we all know she's a killer robot
Vanessa is a T-800 robot with a brain programmed to take all humans out & take over the world. She attempts to be human, but we all know she's a killer robot
I love Steve Moses but Ashley's #bb27 is fully Paras Atashnak coded, not him
Secret lawyer babe who played dumb, only won the endgame comps she needed to to lower her threat level, killer social game, 2 locked votes from her trio, surprise upset vs the weird showmance that dominated the jury phase
Secret lawyer babe who played dumb, only won the endgame comps she needed to to lower her threat level, killer social game, 2 locked votes from her trio, surprise upset vs the weird showmance that dominated the jury phase
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I love Steve Moses but Ashley's #bb27 is fully Paras Atashnak coded, not him
Secret lawyer babe who played dumb, only won the endgame comps she needed to to lower her threat level, killer social game, 2 locked votes from her trio, surprise upset vs the weird showmance that dominated the jury phase
Secret lawyer babe who played dumb, only won the endgame comps she needed to to lower her threat level, killer social game, 2 locked votes from her trio, surprise upset vs the weird showmance that dominated the jury phase
Ashley's #bb27 speech on her "Legally Blond" inspired game is decent, proves she outsmarted the jury, etc
But she also needs to channel her inner Tammy Metzler imo:
Say "F*** the comps, f*** what BB has become.
Vote for the anti-establishment candidate to give producers the middle finger!"
But she also needs to channel her inner Tammy Metzler imo:
Say "F*** the comps, f*** what BB has become.
Vote for the anti-establishment candidate to give producers the middle finger!"
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Ashley's #bb27 speech on her "Legally Blond" inspired game is decent, proves she outsmarted the jury, etc
But she also needs to channel her inner Tammy Metzler imo:
Say "F*** the comps, f*** what BB has become.
Vote for the anti-establishment candidate to give producers the middle finger!"
But she also needs to channel her inner Tammy Metzler imo:
Say "F*** the comps, f*** what BB has become.
Vote for the anti-establishment candidate to give producers the middle finger!"
Lol what in the Righteous Gemstones jetpacks?
The budget is obviously there for #bb27 and the comp and costume designs have been amazing this year, they truly just need a semi-competent showrunner
The budget is obviously there for #bb27 and the comp and costume designs have been amazing this year, they truly just need a semi-competent showrunner
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lol what in the Righteous Gemstones jetpacks?
The budget is obviously there for #bb27 and the comp and costume designs have been amazing this year, they truly just need a semi-competent showrunner
The budget is obviously there for #bb27 and the comp and costume designs have been amazing this year, they truly just need a semi-competent showrunner
September 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We cannot erase their social relationship nurturing!
September 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We cannot erase their social relationship nurturing!
Idk this has been in the back of my mind too since the get-go;
this misguided idea behind the twist was to help w ratings in jury/make jury less boring. It will do the opposite
who knows if Rachel will play ball, but seems like production *at least* is panicking and knows this was bad.
#bb27
this misguided idea behind the twist was to help w ratings in jury/make jury less boring. It will do the opposite
who knows if Rachel will play ball, but seems like production *at least* is panicking and knows this was bad.
#bb27
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Idk this has been in the back of my mind too since the get-go;
this misguided idea behind the twist was to help w ratings in jury/make jury less boring. It will do the opposite
who knows if Rachel will play ball, but seems like production *at least* is panicking and knows this was bad.
#bb27
this misguided idea behind the twist was to help w ratings in jury/make jury less boring. It will do the opposite
who knows if Rachel will play ball, but seems like production *at least* is panicking and knows this was bad.
#bb27
It's giving me more James Cagney
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's giving me more James Cagney
Lots of talk on feeds today revealing that many of the houseguests on #bb27 don't seem to understand the live feeds situation at all (and that may be why we are getting good drama this season.)
This is my tier list of their levels of awareness:
This is my tier list of their levels of awareness:
August 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lots of talk on feeds today revealing that many of the houseguests on #bb27 don't seem to understand the live feeds situation at all (and that may be why we are getting good drama this season.)
This is my tier list of their levels of awareness:
This is my tier list of their levels of awareness:
"No way that this dumb Ashley ever be a marketing manager who understands optics like me,
as I continue to trash a woman I targeted and trashed the entire game while giving her all my secrets to destroy me
Oh she's a lawyer? Probably a dumb bad lawyer right, heh heh. Marketing!" #bb27
as I continue to trash a woman I targeted and trashed the entire game while giving her all my secrets to destroy me
Oh she's a lawyer? Probably a dumb bad lawyer right, heh heh. Marketing!" #bb27
August 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"No way that this dumb Ashley ever be a marketing manager who understands optics like me,
as I continue to trash a woman I targeted and trashed the entire game while giving her all my secrets to destroy me
Oh she's a lawyer? Probably a dumb bad lawyer right, heh heh. Marketing!" #bb27
as I continue to trash a woman I targeted and trashed the entire game while giving her all my secrets to destroy me
Oh she's a lawyer? Probably a dumb bad lawyer right, heh heh. Marketing!" #bb27
Zach's BS in his interview with Mike Bloom is blowing my mind.
You didn't know Kat and Rylie were mad at you for the Adrian vote? Kat spelled it out for you before the renom ceremony and said they would never work with you
Also the anger/putting down Ashley is absolutely weirdo behavior
#bb27
You didn't know Kat and Rylie were mad at you for the Adrian vote? Kat spelled it out for you before the renom ceremony and said they would never work with you
Also the anger/putting down Ashley is absolutely weirdo behavior
#bb27
August 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Zach's BS in his interview with Mike Bloom is blowing my mind.
You didn't know Kat and Rylie were mad at you for the Adrian vote? Kat spelled it out for you before the renom ceremony and said they would never work with you
Also the anger/putting down Ashley is absolutely weirdo behavior
#bb27
You didn't know Kat and Rylie were mad at you for the Adrian vote? Kat spelled it out for you before the renom ceremony and said they would never work with you
Also the anger/putting down Ashley is absolutely weirdo behavior
#bb27