Todd Crains
@bravobarnacle.bsky.social
I miss how sweaty, tan and dirty everyone cool looked in the transformers movies.
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I miss how sweaty, tan and dirty everyone cool looked in the transformers movies.
Why do I hate the #RHOSLC Whitney finger point and the #RHOC Heather finger point but when Stacey kept pointing her finger in Cookies face! I saw no other option. #RHOP
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December 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
They made a 9/11 joke in this Rugrats Christmas special. They just don’t make them like this anymore 🎅🎄
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They made a 9/11 joke in this Rugrats Christmas special. They just don’t make them like this anymore 🎅🎄
What is it about movies on live tv that makes me think I don’t need to pay attention. The opposite should be true. I miss the days of knowing movies just because they were always on tv like Transformers 2.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What is it about movies on live tv that makes me think I don’t need to pay attention. The opposite should be true. I miss the days of knowing movies just because they were always on tv like Transformers 2.
Do you think there could be adult twins that just play the same character in stuff so they don’t have to work as much?
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Do you think there could be adult twins that just play the same character in stuff so they don’t have to work as much?
Someone said Salley is trying to emulate early Kathryn energy but Kathryn genuinely wanted to be with Thomas and hooked up with the others to upset him. I literally have no idea what Salley’s motivation is. #SouthernCharm
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Someone said Salley is trying to emulate early Kathryn energy but Kathryn genuinely wanted to be with Thomas and hooked up with the others to upset him. I literally have no idea what Salley’s motivation is. #SouthernCharm
Do people say you have 3 true loves? #SouthernCharm
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Do people say you have 3 true loves? #SouthernCharm
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Wait. The Giants kicker literally missed the entire ball last night and I’m supposed to believe the Jets are more embarrassing!?
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Wait. The Giants kicker literally missed the entire ball last night and I’m supposed to believe the Jets are more embarrassing!?
Mary has texted vile things to Lisa and is asking if Lisa would forgive her if she had yelled at her like that on the plane? Is that a joke?! #RHOSLC
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mary has texted vile things to Lisa and is asking if Lisa would forgive her if she had yelled at her like that on the plane? Is that a joke?! #RHOSLC
It would be so easy to tear Heather apart why does no one do it. Pointing out her purity hierarchy transferred over from her toxic former life would shut her down #RHOSLC
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It would be so easy to tear Heather apart why does no one do it. Pointing out her purity hierarchy transferred over from her toxic former life would shut her down #RHOSLC
In may be alone but who cares if Meredith did what she always does. They literally showed a clip of her doing it before. She threw water on Brittany in front of them on the boat. I’ve been offended how they’ve all bullied Brittany they owe me an apology by Heather’s logic. #RHOSLC
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In may be alone but who cares if Meredith did what she always does. They literally showed a clip of her doing it before. She threw water on Brittany in front of them on the boat. I’ve been offended how they’ve all bullied Brittany they owe me an apology by Heather’s logic. #RHOSLC
Ashely looking stupid so she still has whatever mojo she’s ever had on the show #RHOP
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December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ashely looking stupid so she still has whatever mojo she’s ever had on the show #RHOP
Another leak storyline! #RHOP
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December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Another leak storyline! #RHOP
Wait is Gregg so clever saying “I was gonna give you a ring if you didn’t want this condoooo.” #RHOP
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening .
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December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wait is Gregg so clever saying “I was gonna give you a ring if you didn’t want this condoooo.” #RHOP
I really wanna know Ashley’s money details because people are saying she made bank but she has to mow her own lawn. Maybe some is locked into the kids? I usually don’t care but Ashley is so snakey. #RHOP
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December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really wanna know Ashley’s money details because people are saying she made bank but she has to mow her own lawn. Maybe some is locked into the kids? I usually don’t care but Ashley is so snakey. #RHOP
I thought setting up a gym in my house steps from my bedroom would take away all my excuses not to work out yet here I am.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I thought setting up a gym in my house steps from my bedroom would take away all my excuses not to work out yet here I am.
Ariana what are you doing here?!
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ariana what are you doing here?!
The fact that I’m 7x as old as my dog, I’m like some ancient Druid
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The fact that I’m 7x as old as my dog, I’m like some ancient Druid
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I am older than every dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am older than every dog
People talk about how you’re not supposed to traumatize kids by asking them if they believe in Santa. Meanwhile I’m watching Recess where they’re making fun of Mikey for writing to Santa. The 90’s said don’t be stupid kid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
People talk about how you’re not supposed to traumatize kids by asking them if they believe in Santa. Meanwhile I’m watching Recess where they’re making fun of Mikey for writing to Santa. The 90’s said don’t be stupid kid.