Rail company CEO says what?

They're darts players, not archivists.....?

So let me get this right. Susan from accounting is a bitch?

I feel sorry for your guests if you cook Yorkshire pudding at 200°. Oh right, you mean out of a packet.

Counterpoint: Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson and Carrie Symonds

Thank you. I came here for this meme, and I was not disappointed.

Alex, do not succumb to the travel madness, and have a good holiday with your family

Where do I sit then? You love Spaced, which is clearly the correct opinion of all right thinking people, however I cannot abide any film ever done by Richard Curtis. I will accept your judgement accordingly.

I still use 'skip to the end' liberally

Tyres: Mine's a pint of the black stuff!
Mike: You can't drink a pint of Bovril!

Yup.