Brautigan
brautigan.bsky.social
Brautigan
@brautigan.bsky.social
Professional Arguer. Dog Owner and Vice-Versa. Bully-Fighter & Nazi-Puncher.

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Trump replaced one Venezuelan dictator with two: himself and Maduro's top lackey. Then he declared that Venezuela's opposition—which represents a majority of the people—is irrelevant, and added that he'll be ruling Venezuela and stealing its oil. Anyone celebrating is delusional.
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
FTFNYT
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Tried to talk to a Venezuelan about Venezuela today, but she was getting thrown into an unmarked van by a couple of heavily armed masked dudes.
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
She’s married to a Jewish Nazi
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Hey Chuck, I hope every day that I’ll shit gold bullion and you’ll retire. Guess what?
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It’s not about oil. It’s about Korematsu pretext under alien enemies act
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When you’ve lost the WSJ op eds . . .
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It can also be the case where (like me) you have irregular trigeminal nerve anatomy - the nerve branches aren't affecting the same areas they do in most people.
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Especially given what we now know about the connection between dental infection and cardiac health.
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You first, Elmo.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Maybe the dude’s only 25 yrs old? 🤷‍♂️
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who’s gonna tell him?
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s not about oil. It’s about a Korematsu pretext
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Let me guess: “The Final Solution”
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So did Trump and Barr
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m loving the Streisand effect here
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM