It sounds better than it is. I promise.

Wait, are you saying you guys got a 750 year head start on beer and are still losing to us?

I already said it.

I was kind of just joking (this is under an onion article), but I do gain like, 10 pounds whenever I go to the UK because I drink every beer I can find and have never been that impressed.

That being said, I appreciate the recommendation and will remember it if I end up near Colchester.

🤙

Only including Miller and Bud is like saying Mexican food is bad because most local people eat at a convenience store.

I've had beer all over the world.

Beer in the UK is fine, except for Wales.

The Welsh should be embarrassed.

Why would we have to only include what people mostly drink? You wouldn't do that with food.

The American craft beer scene is unparalleled in the world.

Yes.

This is true, but we can still shit on their beer.

Legit loled at the footnote comment.

These, "I identify as rural," dudes are all so fucking exhausting.

James Pogue sounds like the Lorax if he came from Pittsburgh and drank scotch and took speed with Weyerhaeuser execs and still told you he spoke for the trees.

I have no idea what Brimfield of Asha is, and I'd flop grades on Fly and Given to Fly, but this is incredibly accurate.

A+

But, I absolutely need the term "Scots-Irish" to pop up somewhere in the discussion.

I, personally, would very much like to hear whatever you have to say about him.

They want to shoot at our feet and scream, "Dance! Dance!"

Hell yeah.

LLMs are basically the friend who thinks they're smart because they listen to a lot of podcasts.