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i might say something stupid
spongebob… big guy… pants

ok
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
there are some people in my life who don’t even understand the gravitas behind these words. let’s break it down:

spongebob

big guy

pants

ok
SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OK
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OK
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
thankful today for my parents keeping me updated on high profile deaths in the news
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
would anyone like to kill me
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
random coworker gave me a hug today and said he had a nightmare that i quit & everybody in the office rioted ………… i need to quit so bad that God is sending me messages
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
as soon as charli said it, i was like… wait, yeah… i think i AM gonna die in this house
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
GIRL, you walk like a BITCH
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
exploring the dynamics of reaction channels on youtube
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
sorry, i’ll be streaming
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
taking measurements
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
there are real people in my life playing mcdonald’s monopoly
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i know i’m not doing well when sweetgreen sounds good & i feel like y’all aren’t gonna know what i mean
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my boss at work messaging me on discord
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i cannot escape my job to comical levels
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
actually, no, that’s not the truth, ellen
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
there are 4 people i can trust in life:
- lady gaga
- charli xcx
- lorde
- my bluesky followers
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i had a dream that charli xcx went missing in a fire & everyone at the mall spa thought she d*ed but i held out hope
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
no seriously you could be having the worst day but you just have to think: i don’t care… i love it
October 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
slayyyyter save me
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
you can’t just tell someone their tv is blue
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
spreading it online
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
don’t make me drink alone… don’t make me drink alone
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM