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Upon request, I can also perform a hug
You obviously ain’t traveled much huh?
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
You obviously ain’t traveled much huh?
Mallort?!? Good lawd, I always feel like I’m tasting the water at the bottom of a trash bin that’s been left open in the rain. Can you describe it any other way?
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Mallort?!? Good lawd, I always feel like I’m tasting the water at the bottom of a trash bin that’s been left open in the rain. Can you describe it any other way?
“Contrary to received wisdom”, lol wut?
July 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Contrary to received wisdom”, lol wut?
This is so stupid, I am really good friends with the woman I lost my virginity to 30 yrs ago (yes I’m old). My wife is good with it. We go hiking and said woman crochets cool things for my kids. I also mentor women out of college and my wife adores them all. People need to practice self discipline.
June 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is so stupid, I am really good friends with the woman I lost my virginity to 30 yrs ago (yes I’m old). My wife is good with it. We go hiking and said woman crochets cool things for my kids. I also mentor women out of college and my wife adores them all. People need to practice self discipline.
Yikes, I’m guess that leisure & hospitality is partially seasonal.
June 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yikes, I’m guess that leisure & hospitality is partially seasonal.
Always has been. That’s why we sing “Christian Zombie Vampires”
June 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Always has been. That’s why we sing “Christian Zombie Vampires”
Nah, God is the Strap On
June 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nah, God is the Strap On
Yeah dude, all those gummers they giving out on Federal Blvd really be funding the war on Ukraine
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yeah dude, all those gummers they giving out on Federal Blvd really be funding the war on Ukraine