Also, like, are you going to follow me because I’m married? Or where I live? Or if I drink coffee? My bio doesn’t need that… not relevant.

Follow me for updates on my cucumber seeds that sprouted this morning! Very exciting. I’ll be talking about them all year.

I get it. I usually stay bio-less or keep it to one short statement with limited details. A very general, “this is what I’ll post about” vibe. They’re too awkward to write.

My professional one was written by ChatGPT lol