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🏳️⚧️ she/her + poly + vegan + annoying. CFO of Pacific Dicksuckers LLC, graduated first at Cybersmith's University of Logic.
faggoty snuffbait or suicidal ideation, call it
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
faggoty snuffbait or suicidal ideation, call it
Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
At this point, it feels impossible to actually review this. Its cultural influence and the backlash to its influence are too pervasive. A fine movie, funny at times, meh at times, brutally awkward often.
7/10, i want maxtac to kick in his door and perforate him
At this point, it feels impossible to actually review this. Its cultural influence and the backlash to its influence are too pervasive. A fine movie, funny at times, meh at times, brutally awkward often.
7/10, i want maxtac to kick in his door and perforate him
February 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
At this point, it feels impossible to actually review this. Its cultural influence and the backlash to its influence are too pervasive. A fine movie, funny at times, meh at times, brutally awkward often.
7/10, i want maxtac to kick in his door and perforate him
At this point, it feels impossible to actually review this. Its cultural influence and the backlash to its influence are too pervasive. A fine movie, funny at times, meh at times, brutally awkward often.
7/10, i want maxtac to kick in his door and perforate him
Enter the Dragon (1973)
Mixed bag, some fun action, some poorly choreographed action. That split-second shot of Han getting whipped into the ground rocked. Pacing was pretty bad, the movie just kinda happened. Everyone had that shit ON though.
4/10, I AM A MARTIAL ARTIST DR HAN
Mixed bag, some fun action, some poorly choreographed action. That split-second shot of Han getting whipped into the ground rocked. Pacing was pretty bad, the movie just kinda happened. Everyone had that shit ON though.
4/10, I AM A MARTIAL ARTIST DR HAN
January 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Enter the Dragon (1973)
Mixed bag, some fun action, some poorly choreographed action. That split-second shot of Han getting whipped into the ground rocked. Pacing was pretty bad, the movie just kinda happened. Everyone had that shit ON though.
4/10, I AM A MARTIAL ARTIST DR HAN
Mixed bag, some fun action, some poorly choreographed action. That split-second shot of Han getting whipped into the ground rocked. Pacing was pretty bad, the movie just kinda happened. Everyone had that shit ON though.
4/10, I AM A MARTIAL ARTIST DR HAN
2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984)
It's a fine movie, but VERY different from 2001. A lot more standard/formulaic. Like if Spielberg watched 2001 through YT shorts then wrote a sequel. The HAL redemption arc was nice.
6/10, my god its full of stars my god its full of stars my god its full of st
It's a fine movie, but VERY different from 2001. A lot more standard/formulaic. Like if Spielberg watched 2001 through YT shorts then wrote a sequel. The HAL redemption arc was nice.
6/10, my god its full of stars my god its full of stars my god its full of st
January 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984)
It's a fine movie, but VERY different from 2001. A lot more standard/formulaic. Like if Spielberg watched 2001 through YT shorts then wrote a sequel. The HAL redemption arc was nice.
6/10, my god its full of stars my god its full of stars my god its full of st
It's a fine movie, but VERY different from 2001. A lot more standard/formulaic. Like if Spielberg watched 2001 through YT shorts then wrote a sequel. The HAL redemption arc was nice.
6/10, my god its full of stars my god its full of stars my god its full of st
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
Legitimately awful. Went in wanting to like it, genuinely, but it's just terrible. Wooden performances, substandard writing, just all around a waste of time. Walked out after the blackface (half-joking) scene.
2/10, better than A Wrinkle in Time at least
Legitimately awful. Went in wanting to like it, genuinely, but it's just terrible. Wooden performances, substandard writing, just all around a waste of time. Walked out after the blackface (half-joking) scene.
2/10, better than A Wrinkle in Time at least
January 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
Legitimately awful. Went in wanting to like it, genuinely, but it's just terrible. Wooden performances, substandard writing, just all around a waste of time. Walked out after the blackface (half-joking) scene.
2/10, better than A Wrinkle in Time at least
Legitimately awful. Went in wanting to like it, genuinely, but it's just terrible. Wooden performances, substandard writing, just all around a waste of time. Walked out after the blackface (half-joking) scene.
2/10, better than A Wrinkle in Time at least
StarCraft (1998)
Actually played this before as a kid, but didn't remember much. Story is very good, I really like the galaxy they've built here. Still my favourite sci-fi setting. Mission design though... eugghggggh. Also pathing is miserable.
7/10, still mad they yassified kerrigan
Actually played this before as a kid, but didn't remember much. Story is very good, I really like the galaxy they've built here. Still my favourite sci-fi setting. Mission design though... eugghggggh. Also pathing is miserable.
7/10, still mad they yassified kerrigan
December 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
StarCraft (1998)
Actually played this before as a kid, but didn't remember much. Story is very good, I really like the galaxy they've built here. Still my favourite sci-fi setting. Mission design though... eugghggggh. Also pathing is miserable.
7/10, still mad they yassified kerrigan
Actually played this before as a kid, but didn't remember much. Story is very good, I really like the galaxy they've built here. Still my favourite sci-fi setting. Mission design though... eugghggggh. Also pathing is miserable.
7/10, still mad they yassified kerrigan
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (1998)
Watched it as a Christmas movie, and it's alright. Pacing is a little sloppy but nothing unforgivable. Some more good fight scenes. Sound design is very 90s, for better and for worse.
5/10, guinness world record for most autocannons firing simultaneously
Watched it as a Christmas movie, and it's alright. Pacing is a little sloppy but nothing unforgivable. Some more good fight scenes. Sound design is very 90s, for better and for worse.
5/10, guinness world record for most autocannons firing simultaneously
December 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (1998)
Watched it as a Christmas movie, and it's alright. Pacing is a little sloppy but nothing unforgivable. Some more good fight scenes. Sound design is very 90s, for better and for worse.
5/10, guinness world record for most autocannons firing simultaneously
Watched it as a Christmas movie, and it's alright. Pacing is a little sloppy but nothing unforgivable. Some more good fight scenes. Sound design is very 90s, for better and for worse.
5/10, guinness world record for most autocannons firing simultaneously
Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn (2010)
First real exposure to Gundam, I liked it a lot! Good blend of the interpersonal, the political, cool fight scenes, and the physical reality of the war machinery. The MacGuffin was a little goofy, but eh w/e.
8/10, that class of kids got what was coming rip bozos
First real exposure to Gundam, I liked it a lot! Good blend of the interpersonal, the political, cool fight scenes, and the physical reality of the war machinery. The MacGuffin was a little goofy, but eh w/e.
8/10, that class of kids got what was coming rip bozos
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn (2010)
First real exposure to Gundam, I liked it a lot! Good blend of the interpersonal, the political, cool fight scenes, and the physical reality of the war machinery. The MacGuffin was a little goofy, but eh w/e.
8/10, that class of kids got what was coming rip bozos
First real exposure to Gundam, I liked it a lot! Good blend of the interpersonal, the political, cool fight scenes, and the physical reality of the war machinery. The MacGuffin was a little goofy, but eh w/e.
8/10, that class of kids got what was coming rip bozos
don't look upon my shame
December 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
don't look upon my shame
think ill be streaming signalis on tonight, aiming for 7:30pst. excited for my first playthrough!
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
think ill be streaming signalis on tonight, aiming for 7:30pst. excited for my first playthrough!
Crystal Castles (i) (2008)
Aside from a handful of absolute bangers, wasn't really my thing? Seems good for atmospheric/background listening, but just wasn't digging it. Untrust Us and Vanished are my faves, Love and Caring and Alice Practice are very raw too.
5/10, guess im a fake goth.
Aside from a handful of absolute bangers, wasn't really my thing? Seems good for atmospheric/background listening, but just wasn't digging it. Untrust Us and Vanished are my faves, Love and Caring and Alice Practice are very raw too.
5/10, guess im a fake goth.
December 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Crystal Castles (i) (2008)
Aside from a handful of absolute bangers, wasn't really my thing? Seems good for atmospheric/background listening, but just wasn't digging it. Untrust Us and Vanished are my faves, Love and Caring and Alice Practice are very raw too.
5/10, guess im a fake goth.
Aside from a handful of absolute bangers, wasn't really my thing? Seems good for atmospheric/background listening, but just wasn't digging it. Untrust Us and Vanished are my faves, Love and Caring and Alice Practice are very raw too.
5/10, guess im a fake goth.
could be worse I suppose
December 4, 2024 at 6:30 PM
could be worse I suppose
Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
Loved the FUCK out of this. Absolutely bonkers visuals, and a huge shift to the pacing that I found very compelling. Sound design is outstanding (the remix of American Woman is stuck in my head).
10/10, I am the arm and I sound like this: *starts jerking off*
Loved the FUCK out of this. Absolutely bonkers visuals, and a huge shift to the pacing that I found very compelling. Sound design is outstanding (the remix of American Woman is stuck in my head).
10/10, I am the arm and I sound like this: *starts jerking off*
November 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
Loved the FUCK out of this. Absolutely bonkers visuals, and a huge shift to the pacing that I found very compelling. Sound design is outstanding (the remix of American Woman is stuck in my head).
10/10, I am the arm and I sound like this: *starts jerking off*
Loved the FUCK out of this. Absolutely bonkers visuals, and a huge shift to the pacing that I found very compelling. Sound design is outstanding (the remix of American Woman is stuck in my head).
10/10, I am the arm and I sound like this: *starts jerking off*
she's so mean to me......
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
she's so mean to me......
can you help me find my wife, I need to kill her
October 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
can you help me find my wife, I need to kill her
Egowerk (2019)
Finished up with the faint. Big fan of this one, another interesting shift to their sound. Leaning into the dance punk/newwave aspect. Adore the synth design here, crunchy and spacey.
7/10, soundtrack for a seedy goth nightclub in a late 00s matrix-derivative B-movie
Finished up with the faint. Big fan of this one, another interesting shift to their sound. Leaning into the dance punk/newwave aspect. Adore the synth design here, crunchy and spacey.
7/10, soundtrack for a seedy goth nightclub in a late 00s matrix-derivative B-movie
October 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Egowerk (2019)
Finished up with the faint. Big fan of this one, another interesting shift to their sound. Leaning into the dance punk/newwave aspect. Adore the synth design here, crunchy and spacey.
7/10, soundtrack for a seedy goth nightclub in a late 00s matrix-derivative B-movie
Finished up with the faint. Big fan of this one, another interesting shift to their sound. Leaning into the dance punk/newwave aspect. Adore the synth design here, crunchy and spacey.
7/10, soundtrack for a seedy goth nightclub in a late 00s matrix-derivative B-movie
a bitch finally got the collectors rod!!! normal helicoprion can suck my dick
October 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
a bitch finally got the collectors rod!!! normal helicoprion can suck my dick
top 100 games. I am nothing if not attention seeking.
October 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
top 100 games. I am nothing if not attention seeking.
Are you so sure about that? 😏
June 1, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Are you so sure about that? 😏