Fart Inflation Curse

Two drunken guards mocked a witch, cursed so their asses fused. Each fart inflated the other, bellies, rumps, and crotches swelling with pink, cinnamon-scented air until they came hard, then burst. At dawn, they awoke thinking it a dream, until one farted cinnamon again...

[CW: gas, farts]
I just had to :] This is his morning routine, he does this for about an hour

Ever just wanna give your friend's donuts a big smooch~?

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