Jeff Branzburg
branzburg.bsky.social
Jeff Branzburg
@branzburg.bsky.social
Retired educator, but still interested.
I’m shocked.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Sounds like me, today. Quite curmudgeonly.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I never did that when I taught, but it I’d certainly sound advice. It’s part of building the relationship.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Very true, both the good and the bad.
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
AUTUMN
The leaves change their color and fall
A chill’s in the air for us all
Sweater weather is here
This time of the year
Let’s warm up with some alcohol!

#limericks #autumn
September 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Yes, it makes one feel humble …
August 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Autocorrect wants to change scumble to stumble …
August 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me too! (I assume you mean “scumble”)
August 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A #limerick has just 5 lines
With limited syllables and rhymes
Lines one, two, and five
Must have the same jive
Lines 3 and 4 also in time
August 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Will rents be as high?
July 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Agreed.

Also, I’d to see a “Wordle limerick” - a limerick made up entirely of 5 letter words. I think that would be quite difficult.
July 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I wrote one the other day using homophones-

THE GOLFER
His wife gave him a big what-for
He had golfed until half past four
He was due home by two
He was wobbling, too
After drinking and then yelling “fore”
July 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Cool! Wordle, hurdle, and curdle!
July 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Autocracy.
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM