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Brant Seymoure
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What model did you install?
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Actually now that I think about it they called her porkie
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My uncle and his son referred to my female cousin as piggy for years even when she wasn’t even close to obese while my uncle was.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Given the High School he went to, I’m not surprised he is this dumb. Well maybe it’s more that he doesn’t have a moral center than the education since I was 4 years ahead of him and turned out fine.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Don’t you threaten me with a good time!
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This time choose Pete as running mate
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“Now please stop cancelling Disney+”
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The line trimmer. Every single time. Especially when it was the gas one instead of the battery powered one now.
September 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I am too, now.
August 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Avoid Razer. Had 2 of theirs start double clicking on single clicks
August 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He clearly hasn’t learned his lesson. Puddin hasn’t tackled him yet.
August 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Every accusation is a confession with that group.
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Friend of mine met a guy who dated his daughter. When asked about him the response he got was “he’s an asshole”
April 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ron Howard Narrator voice: They won’t.
April 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I wonder if this was done to avoid margin calls on the Tesla stock backing the debt.
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Pete needs Luther as his anger translator.

Is Keegan Michael Key available?
March 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The lack of DST is a selling point for a retirement statement for my wife and myself.
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
As a non-catholic, its avoid Culver’s on Fridays until after Easter time.

Best fast food fish sandwich hands down.
March 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM