A fitting end. I had a reservation on Silver once and only once. They canceled the flight and left me stranded in Orlando.

I'm excited to see this gaining momentum! Do you have plans to move to your own space? Ethical purity tests aside, Substack isn't a great platform for a news outlet. I know sometimes you gotta start the business in dad's garage, but that limits you to dad's rules, and dad is kind of a prick.

Another is that you can take that parking spot where the cars on both sides are parked 6 inches over the line. Especially fun if both are driver-side towards the space. I might have been known to pull in with about 4 inches on each side and crawl out the hatch.

If I were in his shoes, I would do it for NO OTHER REASON than to put the incoming republican administration in a position of having to either let it go, or demonstrate to all their female constituents and party members exactly what they are about.

Oh, hell no. The moment that man fell asleep I'd have taught her every curse word I know and a few I'd made up on the spot. Then I'd offer to "tattoo" her with a sharpie (always have one with me!). She'd have arrived with at least two full sleeves of age-inappropriate art.

I don't know, y'all; could be a pretty useful decoy outlet. Perfect platform to plan the revolution, wink, wink.

I haven't found the bots yet. They must be hiding among all the cats. SO. MANY. CATS.

Not even a limping f*ck. No f*cks at all, no matter their means of mobility. And/but the only way to keep the media on task is to NOT CLICK on any of it. Clicks are apparently all that matter anymore, so click with discipline.