@branewave.bsky.social
They're only investigating Democrats, so they should be free to release documents related to only Republicans.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
People are speculating that the investigation into Democrats is partially an attempt to create a basis not to release the files. I think it would be delightful if that meant he could only withhold files on Democrats, but not Republicans.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Access to transit” means snowmobile trails
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh right, you said as much. But yeah they might just be making scary noises, even knowing they won't stand up after a couple years of grinding litigation.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
But like, isn't their plan to contrive a bunch of ticky-tack antitrust actions against disfavored actors? I.e., be nice to my boys or else we'll be on you for anything we can scrape together. Sprinkle lightly with mortgage fraud inquiries ...
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yes, played by Ken Reeves
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hamas fighters to be retrained as blackjack dealers in the Trump casinos, should be fine
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
She’s been a cause celebre amongst the election truthers. They’ve been lobbying to have her transferred to federal custody then sent to “home confinement” wink wink.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Her lies are in service to her core beliefs. The distinction being made is that her actions are driven by core beliefs, not that her actions are moral. As opposed to poll-driven triangulation or power/money for its own sake.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Constitution is rigged because the census clause says "persons" where he'd prefer it says "citizens".
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Senators need to get their own Senatorial Libraries to accept gifts
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If he *doesn’t* bomb Venezuela, that’ll be the 9th war he solved
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Clear sign of widespread generational trauma caused by the COVID lockdown. Thanks Obama.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Genetically modified climbing vine
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
true forever roll
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
see also
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh no I did a Photoshop during covid lockdown that is suddenly very much on point
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Good point. What alleged crime could DoJ possibly be investigating that is not beyond the statute of limitations? Or maybe these investigations are just for practice?
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wouldn't it be ironic if Clinton escaped justice because this was so obviously a selective prosecution?
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Masterful gambit, sir!
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Doesn't this hand the defendants a "selective prosecution" defense? (Will they escape justice because of Trump's ham-fisted approach?)
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Isn't he handing the targets a "selective prosecution" defense? Especially with the "all arrows point to the Democrats" comment?
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I think it was Ronald Reagan who said, "if you're explaining [ephebophilia], you're losing".
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Only Trump can save us from the oppressive Biden tariffs!
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Masterful gambit, sir!
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM