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Brandy Jensen
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fine
lmao
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
let’s go
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
iconic
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
leaning out my window to share this news with passersby
September 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Orna what the hell
September 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
spoken like guy who never considered Dr. Pepper could be a woman
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RIP to one of the hottest men this country has ever produced
September 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
(doing the Vince McMahon faces) Agnes Callard… in the free press… on Taylor Swift’s impending marriage to Travis Kelce
September 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
have just now discovered there’s a little dog in my baseboard
August 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
grateful that working at defector has helped me understand exactly how funny this is
August 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Sex Criminals
July 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
got it
July 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I just don’t think that’s true. I straight up do not believe this is a thing that happened.
June 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
most fun I’ve had reading a fantasy novel since Blacktongue Thief
June 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in case you were wondering, it’s apparently okay to pass along the blood money
June 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
jesus christ lmao
June 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
lmao
May 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
wonderful. inventive. dizzyingly horny.
May 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
May 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
May 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
fuck off
May 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
loving this but I do wish they’d kept the vibe of the original cover
April 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
how do I make it so I never have to see replies like this again
April 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
shopping for replacement stove knobs
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM