Brandon Williford
brandonwilliford.bsky.social
Brandon Williford
@brandonwilliford.bsky.social
Dad. Writer. Puns.
Maybe he calls it "Din-din"?
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"The Vigil (The Sea)" and "At the Beginning of Time" are both genius. Period.

A fantastic album that holds up, but those two songs? Can't begin to express how much they mean to me, and how much of their DNA inspired me in a tv show I created (but have never pitched).

And she's Canadian. ♥️
March 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wow. Never saw *that* coming. 🙄
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He strikes me as a person whom if they smiled at you, would creep you right the f**k out. I'm sure he has a very predatory smile.
February 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Still better than the 7-Eleven'd version: The BIG GULF OF AMERICA.
February 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
But is the ketchup from a squeeze bottle? Or is from the classic glass bottle, where you have to smack its bottom to make the ketchup *splurt* out?
February 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm still pretty astounded by how quickly Trump and cohorts managed to sow so *much* confusion on nearly everything.

I figured a month or so, not 18 days.
February 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
At this point, Taylor, I doubt that Trump and handlers would let any kind of mass protest happen. I'm sure he'd just sign some executive order weaponizing whatever he can to punish protestors. He's already purging law enforcement agencies.
February 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's an interjection and verb.
February 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Apparently the verb form means to throw.

So if you yeet someone, they'll probably yeet as it's happening.
February 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Would be a perfect time for us to to send in the 1st, 3rd, and 4th Canadian Goose Battalions.

(2nd battalion is currently on leave.)
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I feel bad for anyone in HR.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
He really is like a blindfolded bull in a china shop.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
"I realize that's not a great answer."

You're right. It's not a great answer. It's a fantastic answer.

Never apologize for taking care of your mental health.
January 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM