Brandon Tellez
@brandontellez.bsky.social
Just came on here to have a place to talk about my cats really.
Subarus are like pets, every time I see someone else's I just want to show pictures of mine.
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Subarus are like pets, every time I see someone else's I just want to show pictures of mine.
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See?
You made it through Monday.
Affirmation Coyote never doubted you.
You made it through Monday.
Affirmation Coyote never doubted you.
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
See?
You made it through Monday.
Affirmation Coyote never doubted you.
You made it through Monday.
Affirmation Coyote never doubted you.
Is it just me or is technology going a little haywire lately?
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is it just me or is technology going a little haywire lately?
Tried to tell the apartment complex that the entrance of the lobby smells like natural gas, but they brushed me off, yes I understand you don't open for another hour, I'm looking out for you bro. #apartmentlife
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tried to tell the apartment complex that the entrance of the lobby smells like natural gas, but they brushed me off, yes I understand you don't open for another hour, I'm looking out for you bro. #apartmentlife
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This morning the cats taught me the scariest places to have glass shards. My slippers and my yoga mat.
June 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This morning the cats taught me the scariest places to have glass shards. My slippers and my yoga mat.
Seriously. I ordered a bunch of test copies of the magazine, and this paper came in the box. I haven't thrown it away for three days because every day he comes in and lays on it while I'm working. He's so fucking adorable.
May 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Seriously. I ordered a bunch of test copies of the magazine, and this paper came in the box. I haven't thrown it away for three days because every day he comes in and lays on it while I'm working. He's so fucking adorable.
I'm grateful for my cats because I'm low key emotional today. I cried for like fifteen minutes over my dog that passed away when I was a kid. I miss Rex dude.
May 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm grateful for my cats because I'm low key emotional today. I cried for like fifteen minutes over my dog that passed away when I was a kid. I miss Rex dude.
One man's trash is another cat bed.
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One man's trash is another cat bed.
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My cats would like you to know that loving them, and playing with them is a full time job. I would like you to know they are petty af, and absolutely a full time job.
While you guys were busy “working” I painted a picture of my cat
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My cats would like you to know that loving them, and playing with them is a full time job. I would like you to know they are petty af, and absolutely a full time job.
Someone remind me to do this with my cats please.
Humans of Bluesky, I present to you the 1986 Morris The Cat calendar.
Fun fact: It works for 2025, too.
Link: archive.org/details/Morr...
Fun fact: It works for 2025, too.
Link: archive.org/details/Morr...
May 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Someone remind me to do this with my cats please.
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May 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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YOU LEFT YOUR ATM CARD IN THE MACHINE BODEGA CAT
May 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
YOU LEFT YOUR ATM CARD IN THE MACHINE BODEGA CAT
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May 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Asking for a friend, what's the weight limit a hawk can carry?
Hypothetically, is a fifteen pound (seven kilo) cat too heavy?
Hypothetically, is a fifteen pound (seven kilo) cat too heavy?
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Asking for a friend, what's the weight limit a hawk can carry?
Hypothetically, is a fifteen pound (seven kilo) cat too heavy?
Hypothetically, is a fifteen pound (seven kilo) cat too heavy?
My cats wouldn't fight over a line drawn on paper, that's for sure. Especially when those lines were drawn by the U.S and Britain lmao. #catsforgaza
May 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My cats wouldn't fight over a line drawn on paper, that's for sure. Especially when those lines were drawn by the U.S and Britain lmao. #catsforgaza
May 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The girls are being cuties
May 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The girls are being cuties
He's literally just the sweetest thing in the whole world.
May 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He's literally just the sweetest thing in the whole world.
Don't call him fat, it makes him sad.
May 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Don't call him fat, it makes him sad.
My cats are literally so petty to each other dude.
May 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My cats are literally so petty to each other dude.