Brandon Tellez
brandontellez.bsky.social
Brandon Tellez
@brandontellez.bsky.social
Just came on here to have a place to talk about my cats really.
Subarus are like pets, every time I see someone else's I just want to show pictures of mine.
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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See?

You made it through Monday.

Affirmation Coyote never doubted you.
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Is it just me or is technology going a little haywire lately?
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Tried to tell the apartment complex that the entrance of the lobby smells like natural gas, but they brushed me off, yes I understand you don't open for another hour, I'm looking out for you bro. #apartmentlife
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
#OklahomaThunder

The cats are curious about the symphony of horns downtown tonight.
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This morning the cats taught me the scariest places to have glass shards. My slippers and my yoga mat.
June 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Seriously. I ordered a bunch of test copies of the magazine, and this paper came in the box. I haven't thrown it away for three days because every day he comes in and lays on it while I'm working. He's so fucking adorable.
May 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm grateful for my cats because I'm low key emotional today. I cried for like fifteen minutes over my dog that passed away when I was a kid. I miss Rex dude.
May 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One man's trash is another cat bed.
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My cats would like you to know that loving them, and playing with them is a full time job. I would like you to know they are petty af, and absolutely a full time job.
While you guys were busy “working” I painted a picture of my cat
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Someone remind me to do this with my cats please.
Humans of Bluesky, I present to you the 1986 Morris The Cat calendar.

Fun fact: It works for 2025, too.

Link: archive.org/details/Morr...
May 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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BLACK CAT
#cat #illust
May 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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YOU LEFT YOUR ATM CARD IN THE MACHINE BODEGA CAT
May 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Keepng my eye on yu
May 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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BLACK CAT
#cat #illust
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Asking for a friend, what's the weight limit a hawk can carry?

Hypothetically, is a fifteen pound (seven kilo) cat too heavy?
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My cats wouldn't fight over a line drawn on paper, that's for sure. Especially when those lines were drawn by the U.S and Britain lmao. #catsforgaza
May 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
May 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The girls are being cuties
May 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He's literally just the sweetest thing in the whole world.
May 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Don't call him fat, it makes him sad.
May 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
My cats are literally so petty to each other dude.
May 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM