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Brandon Sod
@brandonsod.bsky.social
Skate fast eat grass

St. Louis Blues and useless commentary on sports in general
Gonna try using all three as terms of endearment, will report back later
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Nashville and St. Louis arm wrestling over who gets to have the most pointless season
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bezos & Musk would 1000000% do this if the necessary technology to do so was available to them
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That's why I always use Tide™ Free and Clear
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I never thought "reading" would become a niche skill but here we are
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Jarran Tristy
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Pretend I posted that gif of Bryan Cranston sneezing and winning a Golden Globe
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ful I'm getting reports that there might be a localized octopi crisis taking place in Detroit, please advise
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Bro is the villain of every Hallmark movie
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"So I actually *hid* his car, now he'll have to carpool with me"
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nobody else is swan diving into obscurity quite as majestically
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Avs really buggering up the spread of this chart, aren't they?

*Weeps softly*
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I admire his commitment to the trajectory
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have a friend from college who studied abroad there brb
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me trying to explain the musical virtues behind my love for Gang of Youths
marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat
ALT: marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What I can deduce from this is that the Blues try for exactly 25 minutes each game before giving up
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think my body is programmed to glitch on every 500th sip or something because I do the same
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me exactly one-half of the time that I'm at Crazy Bowls & Wraps:
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Unfortunate
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's bad to have both your team's goaltenders down here, yeah?
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM