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Brandon Santoro
@brandonsantoro.bsky.social
✨ Creative Director, Producer & Performer
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In college, I pitched an RR reboot in a spooky library with the characters being young kids searching for a missing librarian and the books' messages guiding them. Opposite of the show's safe space mission, but we all still cried.

Welcome back, Reading Rainbow! Missed you. ❤️🌈
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Me, opening my McDonaldland meal toy- I mean collectible tin with stickers- I mean... man tin... I mean... the very grown-up, totally normal thing I just paid for.
a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk and saying it 's so ... it 's so beautiful .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk and saying it 's so ... it 's so beautiful .
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August 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
...WHAATTT???!!! Just when I thought I was out, those last five seconds REELED me back in. It's desperate. I kinda hate it. But I'm still crying. #DoctorWho
May 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here is my belated #PuppyBowl recap:

It was a hard-fought battle, but Team Fluff came back for a redemptive win after last year’s upset. One player even managed a field goal and touchdown at the same time - a first in the league’s 21-year history.
February 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dot matrix printers are okay, but I LOVED me some dot matrix paper. A ream of that and you had a proper afternoon. #Severance
February 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Puppy Bowl is my third favorite national holiday. 🏈🐶
a group of dogs are running on a field with the number 50 on it
ALT: a group of dogs are running on a field with the number 50 on it
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February 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM