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Goofy foot. Old pulling guard. I come from hog farmers and truck drivers. Handsome men and tough broads. Brandy drinkers. Lutherans mostly. Everyone’s living through some kind of shit, so either give them clearance or lend a hand.
Bad dudes
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In 1923 the Germans outside of town jumped on the KKK shit. They had one rally and it didn’t go well—it was illegal to wear a mask in public in Minnesota—a hundred or so Norwegians laughed at and mocked the speaker the KKK brought in from Southern Indiana.
August 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’d walk home after bartending at Gabby’s in Winona and all the windows on 3rd Street would be engulfed.
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That needs to be a Minnesota band album cover.
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Screw the purists.
July 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Five men from my hometown enlisted in Company K on May 5, 1861. One of these patriots, Leslie P Gore, was killed in the historic charge against southern traitors.
July 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Uffda
June 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What’s the “bump” of choice?
June 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pappy Boyington would be proud
June 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How many different ways can we screw these dudes over?
June 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
“…I wanna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pretty much how I feel everytime someone tries to do a Minnesota accent on TV or Film. Minus Kurt Russell in Miracle and the old guy sweeping ice on Fargo
June 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Someday this war is gonna end…”

Col. Bill Kilgore, goofyfoot
June 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nothing like 18 year olds with M16s.
June 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM