To the corporation that makes it a requirement of your application that your applicants disclose their use of social services so that you can claim a tax break, you’re the problem.

The worst part is that they didn’t tailor their rejection letters to me.

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Getting 22 job rejections in one day makes me feel like I should get a trophy. But if that trophy could be a weekend with the boys and a hug that would be great.

So let me make sure I understand this correctly. I’m supposed to apply for 200+ applications, tailor every resume and cover letter to each job, while I’m working on learning more skills, not use AI to do any of it, and pay companies to revise materials or get help landing a job. And never hear back?

Men, why don’t you wash your hands when you use the bathroom?

Remember everyone, it’s that time of year where privileged people remind us to be grateful for our poor living and working conditions.

If I hear someone tell me I need to have an “attitude of gratitude” one more time I’m going to puke.