brandon-h.bsky.social
@brandon-h.bsky.social
A. Did you really not see this coming?
B. I think they're better at distractions than making themselves all look like losers
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
March 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If we're shittier than Trump's "shithole countries", then they won't want to come here. Immigration solved!

- Trump, very likely
March 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Trump sitting there trying to hide his way-too-long tie.
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That's irrelevant when you don't think he's false.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Worth every penny"

Trump: "Destroy pennies."
February 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I have a priest who stops just short of calling Francis an agent of evil infiltrating the Vatican, in the sense of "I'm not saying it *is* happening right now, but it may be". The same priest openly attends gatherings of Republicans to discuss politics.
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey, relax, I'm sure DOGE will uncover that excess space spending any minute now.
February 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Is that you coming out the door at 0:18?
February 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They should be harumphing and giving disapproving looks alongside the Democrats!
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Whatever you are doing isn't stopping them.
February 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Know anyone there?
February 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When Crew Dragon launched in 2020, I said: "The SpaceX launch is going to be cool, but everything about it seems like James Bond should be trying to stop it."
February 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hm. I guess this?
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love Collins' response: “I don’t understand why one would fire individuals whose mission it is to root out waste, fraud and abuse."
And she's not being sarcastic, bless her idiot heart.
January 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not even an actual leader, just a self-appointed doge.
January 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Also the Constitution, former Presidents, the Spanish page...

And no joke, its updated now but the button originally just said "Go Home" which was great optics for the Spanish page.
January 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just waiting to see which of his buddies pounces on buying it.
January 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM